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Tweak says, "Just ruin him forever"

murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-01-24 10:33:00

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See, this is why I prefer space stations to planets. You never just come across unexpected flora and fauna in a space station, and if you do, congratulations, your shit's fucked (see: Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Ale-- you know what, the whole damn series). But now we're on a planet, and we don't know what all is on it, and then it's just a neverending symphony of "what the shit is thaaaaaaat". Even planets that have been explored for centuries are always turning up new species like the worst game of whack-a-mole ever.

Sigh. Targets acquired. Stay safe, unless you're a capitalist. See you fuckers on the flipside.

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	hisses 2022-01-25 02:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm only judging a little. It's a decent plan. Nice answer on the knives though - we can get you comfy with weapons until you can do your ~sparkly fisting~ again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-25 02:53 am UTC (link)
	Fisting talk on my shit gets you autobanned. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-01-25 03:01 am UTC (link)
	That's where you draw the line? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-25 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Behold. My boundary. Although honestly any details re: human mating rituals typically results in my hacking your network to play Baby Shark every time you receive a message. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-01-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
	If it helps, I was referencing her sparkle-fist punching and not sexual fisting. As far as I know Glimmer does zero actual fisting. I can't believe that's a thing I typed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-25 03:24 am UTC (link)
	No, no, thanks for the clarification. Now that I know that her fist isn't actually inserted into an orifice for the purpose of sexual gratification but in fact for the proliferation of violence, I'm fine with this conversation continuing. Please, Glimmer, feel free to punch things with your glitter fist into their cloaca or otherwise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-01-25 03:35 am UTC (link)
	~~You know what~~ ~~I deserved this~~ Thank so much Murderbot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-25 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Good luck killing things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	queensparkles 2022-01-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
	WHAT. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	queensparkles 2022-01-25 03:47 am UTC (link)
	So do I need to come back to Darla now or...? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hisses 2022-01-25 03:53 am UTC (link)
	We can actually go to you?? I bumped my head and Adora's benched me and I know Scorpia got tiny cupcakes today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	queensparkles 2022-01-25 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Okay, okay, that's probably a good idea then. ~~Are you oka~~ There's ice if you need it, but also plenty of tiny cupcakes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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