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What the fuck was that?!

See, this is why I prefer space stations to planets. You never just come across unexpected flora and fauna in a space station, and if you do, congratulations, your shit's fucked (see: Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Ale-- you know what, the whole damn series). But now we're on a planet, and we don't know what all is on it, and then it's just a neverending symphony of "what the shit is thaaaaaaat". Even planets that have been explored for centuries are always turning up new species like the worst game of whack-a-mole ever.

Sigh. Targets acquired. Stay safe, unless you're a capitalist. See you fuckers on the flipside.

SO, HI to anyone who can read this! Can anyone read this? Unclear, but it does seem like I have a connection.

Anyway, I'm Kate. I thought this was maybe some sort of wild Avengers Initiation or something?? But I'm guessing I'm wrong there because I don't think they have elephants wearing armor in the Avengers. Or messed up white zombie-looking things. I feel like that was maybe something Clint would have mentioned. I hope.

Anyone want to help a girl out? I could usually totally handle this, but my bow is suspiciously absent, and I don't think kicking these things is going to do much good. Unless I can get the elephant to trample them, maybe...

I'd like to think I'm seeing things, but I'm fairly sure that I'm not.

Um, there is... a creature near my pub right now that I'm about 99% positive was one of the creatures loose when we were all trapped in the snow globe last year. So, I'll be noping out of this and going into hiding until it goes away, thank you.

There is...I don't even know what to call it roaming around.

How does...

I mean I know this place is magic, speacil and all, but...


OKAY, I THINK I AM SPIRALING HERE.


I need an adult - like now.

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