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Tweak says, "Quite right too."

murderbot (secunit) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-01-24 10:33:00

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See, this is why I prefer space stations to planets. You never just come across unexpected flora and fauna in a space station, and if you do, congratulations, your shit's fucked (see: Alien (1979), Aliens (1986), Ale-- you know what, the whole damn series). But now we're on a planet, and we don't know what all is on it, and then it's just a neverending symphony of "what the shit is thaaaaaaat". Even planets that have been explored for centuries are always turning up new species like the worst game of whack-a-mole ever.

Sigh. Targets acquired. Stay safe, unless you're a capitalist. See you fuckers on the flipside.

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	whoareyu 2022-01-24 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, while frantically swinging a pipe wrench. "WhatthefuckwhatthefuckwhattheFUCK" also made an appearance. Your lasers are beautiful and deadly, but text me anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-24 05:45 pm UTC (link)
	It's a useful phrase. I'll text. Unfortunately the targets are more damage-resistant than I had anticipated. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2022-01-24 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	I just saw some video on the news - these are the same assholes we were dealing with in Dark Vallo. I swear to god if it turns out this is also a snowglobe, I'm gonna lose it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-24 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Are you pine cone-ing? Breathe. We'll figure it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2022-01-24 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	I might've had to fight the "turn into a coffee cup to hide" reflex. But I'm good now. Breathing and all that, letting you guys do your jobs, and not going anywhere unarmed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-25 02:54 am UTC (link)
	You're not alone in this. You've got all of us. And we have a fuck-ton of weapons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whoareyu 2022-01-25 03:31 am UTC (link)
	I’m gonna go over to the Leaky Cauldron and hang with Hannah for the day. We will happily wait for you guys and your fuckton of weapons to solve the undead problem, and I’ll see if I can talk her into letting me mount turrets on the roof. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	secunit 2022-01-25 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh that'd be sweet as hell. Make her feed you too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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