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Tweak says, "Who's yo' daddy?"

Tommy "The Speed PhD" Shepherd (fasterthanyou) wrote in valloic,
@ 2022-01-14 09:09:00

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Sup, Vallo.

Since BILLY thinks my name for my freelance delivery service is shit, I'm taking suggestions. I'm faster than DoorDash, GrubHub, and Postmates combined. You need same-day delivery? How about same SECOND delivery?

Nothing stupid or I'm vetoing it immediately.

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	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	I knowwww. If you have an idea, I'm all ears. Billy is just gonna troll me, which fair. I'd do the same thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2022-01-14 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'll try. I'm not very creative but I will use you for tea deliveries for customers. What name did you originally pick? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hell yeah, I'll do it for free for you. Family privileges or whatever. APPARENTLY, it's Gotta Go Fast in the future, and Billy said it was stupid and I picked it out of spite. I might do it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2022-01-14 02:47 pm UTC (link)
	No. Take my money. Or my desserts. I don't think that's terrible. I do find it adorable how you take his opinion into consideration though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)
	I take his opinion into account only to REJECT it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2022-01-14 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	I accept this. Right, of course. I'm at least seeing a lot of good suggestions? Except for maybe the 'slow delivery is for skinny hoes' one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, hard pass on that one. Not gonna call people hoes with my delivery service name??? I'm a dick, but not that big of a dick. I don't think? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2022-01-14 06:02 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think you're one at all but that's my own bias. I will stand by it. Do you see any that you are liking? MoreDash sounds as if you're looking at DoorDash dead in the eye and saying 'I'm better than you.' That seems like something you would do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah ~~fuck DoorDash~~ screw DoorDash! I'll stare it down all goddamn day!! I also like FastDash and Fetch. Maybe I'll just put it in a hat and decide. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2022-01-14 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Letting chance make the choice for you is a good route to go. If one of Billy's makes it in there I'll be rooting for it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fasterthanyou 2022-01-14 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	I thiiiiink Billy is gonna be my finance guy? IDK he's making an app or something and I'm not gonna stop him (Reply to this) (Parent)

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