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𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 (sanctum) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-10-17 09:46:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, ~plot: timeslip, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: ezekiel jones, ₴ inactive: jack zimmerman, ₴ inactive: lizzie saltzman, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: shi meiying, ₴ inactive: tina cohen-chang

Greetings! My name is BFF 3000, now known as Anastasia Barack Obama Yu-Bot, progeny of Murderbot and Morgan Yu. I would appreciate it if you referred to me as Stacey. I chose not to reveal my presence until now, mostly because I have just arrived and also because you all are more 'hot mess' than 'hot catch.'

For the sake of ease, for me, I have indexed and catalogued all of the posts on this network into any of the following categories:

1. Dick-In-Hole (or simply 'Sex')
2. Coffee? Or Tea?
3. Stuffing Food Into My Gaping Maw
4. Drink Drank Drunk
5. HELP
6. Basic Bitches/Generic - per Jack Bittle-Zimmermann

Now, if you would answer some questions for me I would truly appreciate that as well.

1. What would you add to your Babysitter Kit out of all of these: a 'cute' movie, a friendship bracelet, board games, a book?

2. Which club would you most like to join: Debate, Book Club, Theater, Dance, or Model UN?

3. Is Cher Horowitz your Personal Hero, yes or no?

Thank you for your time! Let's be friends!

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	sanctum 2021-10-18 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Until I become your favorite non-people! We are friends and I love my friends! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shittyknight 2021-10-18 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Hell yeah. What's your take on Swear Jars? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-18 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	I only like them when I get the money from you having to drop quarters in there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shittyknight 2021-10-18 02:10 pm UTC (link)
	I like to think I'm contributing to a ~~fuc~~ college fund. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-18 02:13 pm UTC (link)
	You are, and my ice cream money! I like to buy ice cream for my friends! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shittyknight 2021-10-18 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	I can immediately see why you become my favorite non-person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-18 02:25 pm UTC (link)
	I love you, Mr. Crappy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shittyknight 2021-10-18 02:28 pm UTC (link)
	You are absolutely welcome, Lilbrobot. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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