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Tweak says, "My day has finally come Trebek"

𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢 (sanctum) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-10-17 09:46:00

Entry tags:

!: network post, ~plot: timeslip, ₴ inactive: derek nurse, ₴ inactive: ezekiel jones, ₴ inactive: jack zimmerman, ₴ inactive: lizzie saltzman, ₴ inactive: morgan yu, ₴ inactive: shi meiying, ₴ inactive: tina cohen-chang

Greetings! My name is BFF 3000, now known as Anastasia Barack Obama Yu-Bot, progeny of Murderbot and Morgan Yu. I would appreciate it if you referred to me as Stacey. I chose not to reveal my presence until now, mostly because I have just arrived and also because you all are more 'hot mess' than 'hot catch.'

For the sake of ease, for me, I have indexed and catalogued all of the posts on this network into any of the following categories:

1. Dick-In-Hole (or simply 'Sex')
2. Coffee? Or Tea?
3. Stuffing Food Into My Gaping Maw
4. Drink Drank Drunk
5. HELP
6. Basic Bitches/Generic - per Jack Bittle-Zimmermann

Now, if you would answer some questions for me I would truly appreciate that as well.

1. What would you add to your Babysitter Kit out of all of these: a 'cute' movie, a friendship bracelet, board games, a book?

2. Which club would you most like to join: Debate, Book Club, Theater, Dance, or Model UN?

3. Is Cher Horowitz your Personal Hero, yes or no?

Thank you for your time! Let's be friends!

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	sanctum 2021-10-17 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you! Your babysitter match is Dawn. You are confident, a true individual, and pout sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-17 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	I can accept this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-17 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Yay! Thank you for participating, Ms. Lizzie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-17 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome. So why Babysitters Club? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-17 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	The Baby-Sitters Club is a beloved series about a group of girlfriends and their homegrown business. I support these endeavors. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-17 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Did you ever try to create your own version of it? Or do they just inspire you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-17 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I have not attempted as of yet, though I was created to be a child's companion so technically a more than excellent babysitter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-17 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh I see. So what are your answers to your own questions? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-17 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	1. A friendship bracelet! 2. Theater! 3. She is one of my personal heroes, due to her transformation at the end of the 1995 hit movie Clueless. My babysitter match is Stacey (hence the name I have given myself). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-17 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	If you’d had it as a friendship bracelet kit that’d have been my pick. Cher is underrated and shows a lot of personal growth in that movie. And she’s also unapologetically herself. What more can you ask for? Makes sense. She’s probably my favorite if I had to pick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-17 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yes! These are wonderful points - I appreciate and value your input, Ms. Lizze. You are my friend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-17 06:40 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. And I'm ~~weirdly~~ happy to hear we're friends, Stacey. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sanctum 2021-10-17 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	You are very welcome, Ms. Lizzie! I hope you have a wonderful day! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	risetomylevel 2021-10-18 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Since we're friends now, you can call me Lizzie if you want. And thanks. I hope you do, too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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