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Tweak says, "Why am I always Lois Lane?"

Gilmore (Gloriously) (runechild) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-20 21:13:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: shaun gilmore, critical role: vax'ildan, ₴ inactive: eadwulf grieve, ₴ inactive: eleanor shellstrop ii, ₴ inactive: simon snow, ₴ inactive: yasha nydoorin

Alas, we at Glorious Purveyors (home to all of your arcane, magical, mystical, otherworldly, and enchanted needs) are not immune to this cicada crisis. I'm in the middle of crafting a wind tunnel of sorts around the shop because I refuse for the outdoor tapestries to play domicile to bugs.

And, side perk, everyone looks amazing with wind in the hair.

A Muffler of Muffling is proving more difficult than I assumed, as it's much more a Scarf of Silence right now, muting all noise, instead of simply muting the wailing of the infernal insects. With any luck and much more coffee, I should have a prototype ready if there are any volunteers.

In the meanwhile, our security golem is wandering the surrounding area with a Shaft of Striking (created on a whim, if it functions the way I intend it is similar a lightning wand but I am weak in the knees for alliteration) so if anyone needs immediate assistance in the forest, he's surprisingly spry.

[Vax and Vex]

Darlings, interesting story--the other night your exceedingly talented and brilliant sister snuffed out a candle. From across the room. And then lit it. From across the room.

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	tevene 2021-07-21 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Darling, I'm going to test the wind tunnel again - please feel free to document my attempts for photographic evidence of how fantastic (or glorious, I should say) my hair looks during these experimentations. Also I made a few notes regarding the Muffler of Muffling that may helps us so let us reconvene, as the bugs are still very much here and screaming. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 02:02 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I absolutely will. Promise me you will not stop at the end, pull out the hair tie, and shake your head back and forth, my heart cannot take it. Excellent. Do you know, I may join them? Perhaps there is something to the relentless shrieking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-07-21 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, by promise you that I won't that of course means I will. Relentless shrieking and relentless fucking. Let it be done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm carefully placing a settee in a very specific area for which to catch me when I inevitably feel breathless. That's a beautiful sentiment, darling! One that will have to wait, alas, out of magical pursuits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-07-21 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	My most radiant soulmate, I will be your fainting couch. Figuratively. Sometimes literally. Indeed. How dare this place both aptly challenge me and get in the way of my beautiful pursuits. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	The support I feel now! It revitalizes me! Alright, I'm prepared, I will be able to look out of the corner of my eye at the radiance of you with wind in your hair. How dare. And you, of such time constraints as well! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-07-21 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Fantastic. And if I may, please indulge me for a moment... Our workdays are ever-so-entertaining, even more so with the presence of shrill winged insecta. I feel blessed. And I appreciate you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 05:24 pm UTC (link)
	Hush, you, before I swoon and thus am rendered useless for the rest of the week! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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