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Gilmore (Gloriously) (runechild) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-07-20 21:13:00

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!: network post, assassin's creed: jacob frye, critical role: shaun gilmore, critical role: vax'ildan, ₴ inactive: eadwulf grieve, ₴ inactive: eleanor shellstrop ii, ₴ inactive: simon snow, ₴ inactive: yasha nydoorin

Alas, we at Glorious Purveyors (home to all of your arcane, magical, mystical, otherworldly, and enchanted needs) are not immune to this cicada crisis. I'm in the middle of crafting a wind tunnel of sorts around the shop because I refuse for the outdoor tapestries to play domicile to bugs.

And, side perk, everyone looks amazing with wind in the hair.

A Muffler of Muffling is proving more difficult than I assumed, as it's much more a Scarf of Silence right now, muting all noise, instead of simply muting the wailing of the infernal insects. With any luck and much more coffee, I should have a prototype ready if there are any volunteers.

In the meanwhile, our security golem is wandering the surrounding area with a Shaft of Striking (created on a whim, if it functions the way I intend it is similar a lightning wand but I am weak in the knees for alliteration) so if anyone needs immediate assistance in the forest, he's surprisingly spry.

[Vax and Vex]

Darlings, interesting story--the other night your exceedingly talented and brilliant sister snuffed out a candle. From across the room. And then lit it. From across the room.

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	TWINS + SHAUN vax 2021-07-21 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Wait. What? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	TWINS + SHAUN runechild 2021-07-21 03:36 am UTC (link)
	I want you to remember that I am a steel-hearted entrepreneur. When the bedtime routine falls to me, there is perhaps a musical interlude and I blow out the candle. Your Fight Club night, she did it on her own. I meant to say something earlier, but I wanted to be certain and so I've been...watching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	TWINS + SHAUN vax 2021-07-21 03:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh, how could I forget? So.... magic? She's doing magic somehow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	TWINS + SHAUN runechild 2021-07-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
	It's not outside the realm of possibility. In that it's very much the possibility. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	brassknuckles 2021-07-21 05:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm eager to hear about success on that muffling business. Ready to pay, too. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	Now those are truly the most magical of words! It shouldn't take me much longer, I overshot on the enchantment (I blame the bugs and not my magical prowess) but it tends to be easier to pull back rather than increase. And it works, if you...wish to hear absolutely nothing at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	brassknuckles 2021-07-21 02:33 pm UTC (link)
	I could probably manage with nothing, but I worry it would be just as disorienting as this ruckus. My sister and I have rather sharp hearing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, absolutely wait, then, even with the damned if you do, damned if you don't senses. If you needed a moment's peace though, I'll send one over and then replace it when I've perfected them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	eadwulf 2021-07-21 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Lightning Lance was right there, yet you went with Shaft of Striking. Makes perfect sense. I'll volunteer for the muffling experiment. These bugs are loud and I have business outside. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	runechild 2021-07-21 01:58 pm UTC (link)
	Darling, I make absolutely no apologies for it either, even though Lightning Lance is clever and I will be stealing that, thank you in advance. You have a gift! Well, hopefully that business can be conducted quickly! This is all, ah, unfortunate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-07-21 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Darling, I'm going to test the wind tunnel again - please feel free to document my attempts for photographic evidence of how fantastic (or glorious, I should say) my hair looks during these experimentations. Also I made a few notes regarding the Muffler of Muffling that may helps us so let us reconvene, as the bugs are still very much here and screaming. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tevene 2021-07-21 02:03 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, by promise you that I won't that of course means I will. Relentless shrieking and relentless fucking. Let it be done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)