InsaneJournal

Looking for community input since Google doesn't always cut it and I still don't really trust it after That One Time -

1. Who came up with the whole dad shorts/Hawaiian shirt fashion combo? Why? I'm not judging, I'm just trying to understand.

2. Passed the whole motorcycle safety thing and am ~legally cleared~ to buy a bike but those things are pricey and just blew money on a vacation and 438438 shark steaks for vengeance. Better to get one used? Should I buy a junky one and get it worked on over time? I don't know where to start, I want one now.

3. Mattresses are too soft. We've been through like, two because I have claws. Do I need to get this shit enchanted or something? Do they make sturdier mattresses for the not-fully human folk?