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Tweak says, "But why is the rum gone?"

αgαтнα αll αlσиg! (perfidious) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-05-21 14:52:00

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!: network post, marvel: billy kaplan, temp character: agnes bohner, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: darcy lewis, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: tommy shepherd, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

Well, golly, ending up in a place like this sure does razz my berries! I haven't had this much promised adventure since Ralph decided to take us to the drive-in for a date and only pay for one ticket - and by the way, you could definitely still hear the movie from the trunk of the car. The acoustics were incredible!

So how about all you hip cats go on and tell me about yourselves? I'll start - my name's Agnes, and I gotta say, this typing device is real swell. Better than keeping track of all your names on a cocktail napkin!

I'm so pleased to meet everyone. And I'd love to make a new gal pal or two, maybe figure out where I can go for a refreshing gimlet. Help a neighbor out?

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	perfidious 2021-05-21 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Husband, ball-and-chain, former dreamboat. That sort of thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, but - he locked you in the trunk? To see a movie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Well, sure. Those tickets are pricey! We couldn't afford two and the Jujubes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	You don't find that ~~insane~~ ~~mean~~ ~~kind of abusive??~~ strange? Maybe he should have paid for both tickets and skipped the Jujubes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Gee. I never thought of that - maybe that does make sense. You're real smart! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	~~Common sense but~~ Thank you. I'm Kara. Welcome to Vallo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Miss Kara! It's so nice to meet another neighbor! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	It's nice to meet you too. I hope you enjoy your Ralphcation. It sounds deserved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, thank you! I intend to enjoy every second of it. Maybe I can even stay forever! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	They say that's a possibility! I've only been here a day, but it's certainly an interesting world. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	I can't wait to explore it more! Say, do you need someone to help you explore? I'm your lady! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Sure! I wouldn't mind some company. There's a bar here where newcomers get their first drink free. Let me know if you feel like checking it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	A free drink? This day is a gas! Let's do it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Great! The bar is called Galahd and it's here [address]. Do you want to meet there later tonight? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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perfidious, 2021-05-21 08:36 pm UTC

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karalkent, 2021-05-21 08:38 pm UTC

	rubber 2021-05-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ralph kinda sounds like a dick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	I was going for a more subtle approach, but agreed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-05-21 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Life's too short for subtlety. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Good point. But, really, if any man tried to shove me in a trunk to save money, he'd find his fingers broken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-05-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Right? Stuff yourself in the trunk if you want your jujubes that badly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	karalkent 2021-05-21 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Or buy them and sneak them in? It's a drive-in. I seriously doubt they're searching the car. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-05-21 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	Also a far better solution that shoving your wife in the trunk (Reply to this) (Parent)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	A...dick? Oh. Oh my. Do people just say these things out loud? I love it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-05-21 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Sometimes? I mean I wouldn't say it in a meeting at work, but in casual conversation why not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	In that case, since we're neighbors and having a conversation, yes. Ralph is a DICK. I feel so free to have said that. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2021-05-21 09:53 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. You don't have to put up with your partner being a dick. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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