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αgαтнα αll αlσиg! (perfidious) wrote in valloic,
@ 2021-05-21 14:52:00

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!: network post, marvel: billy kaplan, temp character: agnes bohner, ₴ inactive: caroline forbes, ₴ inactive: darcy lewis, ₴ inactive: kara kent, ₴ inactive: thor odinson, ₴ inactive: tommy shepherd, ₴ inactive: wanda maximoff

Well, golly, ending up in a place like this sure does razz my berries! I haven't had this much promised adventure since Ralph decided to take us to the drive-in for a date and only pay for one ticket - and by the way, you could definitely still hear the movie from the trunk of the car. The acoustics were incredible!

So how about all you hip cats go on and tell me about yourselves? I'll start - my name's Agnes, and I gotta say, this typing device is real swell. Better than keeping track of all your names on a cocktail napkin!

I'm so pleased to meet everyone. And I'd love to make a new gal pal or two, maybe figure out where I can go for a refreshing gimlet. Help a neighbor out?

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	scarlets 2021-05-21 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	Howdy there neighbor. I hardly recognized you - love what you've done to your hair. ~~I'm almost sure you don't remember but -~~ I'd be happy to catch up. Your place? I'll bring wine, coffee, whatever you're in the mood for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you so much! I love yours too. Do you still have those leathers? Rrrreow, neighbor. Hope you're wearing those for someone special. Oh, yes, please. I'm considering this a vacation from Ralph - a Ralphcation. I'm in one of these nice little apartments. It's number 666! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2021-05-21 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	I do, in fact. But there is no one to wear them for here - it will be gossip you and I can catch up on in person. ~~Oh no, Peter -~~ Such a number for you, wow. I hope you're not too superstitious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	No one? That's a shame! But I'd love to catch up on gossip with you. You're speaking my love language. Why would I be? There's so much more out there that's worse than a number - you know what I mean, gal pal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2021-05-21 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	There's so much to fill you in, but let's keep some stuff between us girls? Ohhh, I'm aware. How are you adjusting to all of this? The magic must be new to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	Ohhh. Right - secrets. I love those. Especially the juicy ones. It's so much and so big ~~unlike Ralph's--~~. The television set is as flat as a pancake! Isn't that wild?? And I saw a creature with hooves walking around outside. He had way smoother hands than Ralph though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2021-05-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Only the best for my favorite neighborly friend. It is, and the picture is all in color too. Should I ask how you discovered this about those hands, though? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	perfidious 2021-05-21 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	Only the best for you too, neighbor. Once I figure out how this oven works, I've got a casserole with your name on it! I went right up and introduced myself and asked what lotion he used. He was very forthcoming with the information (it had proteins in it). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	scarlets 2021-05-21 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	You're always so sweet Agnes, I look forward to it. Of course you did. The people here are nice, and the locals are very welcoming despite us popping up at random. Some days can be hectic but I am here if you need help. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Maximoffs quicksliver 2021-05-22 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Is this that chick who tried to take your power and used my face to manipulate you? I have a wad full of duct tape when you’re ready to kick her ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maximoffs scarlets 2021-05-23 12:51 am UTC (link)
	The same one. It's okay. She should be harmless like this but I would maybe be wary around her if I were you. She may think you're her husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maximoffs quicksliver 2021-05-23 12:54 am UTC (link)
	...why would she think THAT?!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maximoffs scarlets 2021-05-25 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Part of the role I have her playing? She always mentioned Ralph as her husband to blend in and with how she is now - she really believes Ralph is her husband. And Ralph somehow shares your face, so I apologize in advance. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maximoffs quicksliver 2021-05-25 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	...is this about when I was an asshole? I told you I was sorry! Can you give her 'Ralph' another face please? I can't be running from some crazy chick who think's I'm Ralph freaking Bohner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Maximoffs scarlets 2021-05-25 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	This is not revenge! Just... a coincidence. The spell she's under is intact well enough but I worry about tampering with it in case Vallo decides to undo all I've done. It might be too risky?? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	wanda. whatwehave 2021-05-21 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	All good? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nat. scarlets 2021-05-21 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I've got her. I'm making sure she stays behaved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wanda. whatwehave 2021-05-21 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Let me know if you need anything. Seems like she's going hard on the Agnes persona though, can't help but wonder if that's just an act or something with Vallo being Vallo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nat. scarlets 2021-05-21 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	That is what I intend to find out. Agatha doesn't strike me as the type to do the same role twice - she infiltrated Westview very sneakily, made herself blend in without me noticing she wasn't like the others. Something tells me my magic is still keeping her locked away but we'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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