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Juggernaut Bitch ([info]knowwhoiam) wrote in [info]undertherainbow,
@ 2008-02-12 01:02:00
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Current mood: cheerful

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAH!

DID YOU HEAR THAT GROWL?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE GROWLASAURIAN ACCENT?! THEY CALL MY LEFT NUT SIMBA AND MY RIGHT NUT MUFASA CUS I'M THE LION KING OF FUCKIN'!

DON'T CORRECT ME! YOU DON'T KNOW MY FATHER. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! WHICH IS WHY I'M BOUT TO TELL YOU!

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M BACK AGAIN FOR THE LAST TIME OF THE FIRST TIMES! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! I'M HERE AND I'M FEARLESS! READY TO KICK SHIT DOWN THROATS AND TAKE A PISS IN YOUR MOM'S MOAT! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! DO YOU COMPREHENDO MY SPEAKO?!

MAN, YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE! DON'T YOU SEE THE SHIT I'M WEARIN'? THIS IS CUSTOM MADE OUT OF LOW CHOLESTEROL SPIDER MONKEY BABIES FROM THE PLANET SWALLOW DEEZ. THAT'S WHY MY SUIT SO TIGHT! LIKE A JUNIOR PROM FULL OF FRESHMENS!

SO DON'T THINK YOU OFF THE HOOK, JUST CUZ YOU KNOW THE LINGO DON'T MEAN YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THOUGH!

BUT YOU DO KNOW ONE THING!

YOU DO KNOW THAT THE PROOF IS IN MY PUDDIN'!

AND THAT I'M THE JUGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!



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