InsaneJournal

Current mood:	cheerful
Entry tags:	jean grey, juggernaut bitch, satan

OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! THAT'S RIGHT I HAVE RETURNED LIKE THE JEDI! RETURNED LIKE THE KING! I'M A BIG, MEAN, BITCH FUCKIN' MACHINE!

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! DON'T YOU HEAR ME?! DON'T YOU SEE ME MOVIN' WHEN I DROP MY BALLS ON DICK CLARK'S FACE AND TELL HIM TO DO AN AMERICAN BANDSTAND ON MY NUTS?!

YOU BETTA' REMEMBER WHO I AM! REMEMBER THE TIME! REMEMBER THE TITANS! REMEMBER THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL THEY USED TO CALL ME RICE KRISPIES CUZ I WOULD SNAP, CRACKLE AND POP YO' DUMBASS! DON'T YOU TRY TO STEP TO ME! FUCK AROUND AND GET CRUSHED BY THESE BIG JUGGERNUTS! I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN' BADDEST THING THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!

AND THAT'S THE WAY LOVE GOES! I'M 'BOUT TO GO NOW! I GOTTA' MEET JANET JACKSON BEHIND THE SUPER BOWL SO I CAN PUT SOME RHYTHM IN HER NATION!

BUT BEFORE I GO, LET ME TELL YOU BITCHES ONE LAST TIME!

WHO AM I?!

WHO THE FUCK AM I?!

I'M THE GODDAMN JUGGERNAUT BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!