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Tweak says, "make him a big garlic-y omelet"

Eli Loker (radicallyhonest) wrote in undertherainbow,
@ 2010-06-11 01:46:00

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eli loker, mia dearden

I think I might have suffered a head injury. Or maybe I had a psychotic break which lead to a fugue state. I don't remember being in New York. But there's a girl here calling herself my assistant, and she wants to sleep with me. I guess if I'm going to go bonkers, there's worse ways to go.

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	speediest 2010-06-11 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	Did she actually tell you that, or are you just assuming it (like every other dude)? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	radicallyhonest 2010-06-11 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Her pupils dilated, she licked her lips three times, and she tossed her hair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2010-06-11 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oooookay. You know that sounds kinda creepy, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	radicallyhonest 2010-06-11 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I get that a lot, yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2010-06-11 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Just so we're on the same page. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	radicallyhonest 2010-06-11 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	You're attractive, but I think you're jailbait. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speediest 2010-06-11 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	Not anymore. Hospitalbait, though, what with all the arrows I'd shoot in your ass if you even thought about it. No lie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	radicallyhonest 2010-06-11 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	I'm actually sort of a beta male, I'm very attracted to aggressive women. (Reply to this) (Parent)