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[May. 20th, 2008|09:56 am] |
... I thought it was bad enough when Iron Maiden was just a rock band. |
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[May. 20th, 2008|01:37 am] |
This is actually very interesting!
Most of our knowledge of the time period (whatever specific time period this is, although it clearly isn't any real manifestation of circa 1200s Europe) comes from literature and so forth, so being able to experience it in person adds a new level of intrigue to an already romantic history.
And studying feudalism in person is fascinating. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|01:15 am] |
I can't cope with the lack of technology. I think I'm going to just go find some sort of hotel room and sleep until this passes.
Or maybe a saloon, instead. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|02:39 pm] |
Gabe I had a blast last time and I'm back in town.
Would you like to look over the 'artifacts' I brought back? |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|11:46 pm] |
Someone please tell my boyfriend that he can't name our son 'Batmobile General Lee Optimus Prime Knight'. |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|11:02 am] |
It is still so odd to be here. I'm... I never thought I would see this. I was not meant to see this... |
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[Apr. 9th, 2008|06:00 am] |
I was just getting settled in, you know. New flat, new boyfriend, new job. Only to be up and snagged out of the universe one more time, and this time I didn't even choose it. And! No tight pants.
I still have a few questions. If I'm here, who's in my place? Are Mum and Dad and Tish crazy with worry over where I've got off to? Is there any way to know? Portkeys and aliens and future children I can handle, but my family has been through quite enough.
Also: does anyone need a doctor? I'd might as well practice some medicine while I'm here. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2008|12:25 am] |
. . . Okay, who the fuck decided to play Wizard of Oz with my car, WITH ME IN IT?
SO not fucking funny |
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|07:03 pm] |
Only a month and a half 'til I'm a dad. Still scares the unholy hell out of me. I wish kids came with a manual and there was one definitive way to be a good father.
Anyone have any good advice? Stories about their folks that might help me? |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|10:46 pm] |
Ugghhh, I am SO ready for this to be over.
First I didn't actually get enough to drink today which led to dehydration and false labor pains, and now the kid's decided that three in the damn morning is the best time to take up practicing for Riverdance again.
Only a month and a half.
Anybody want to come keep the cranky pregnant woman company so her husband can get some sleep for once? |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|09:59 pm] |
I did not make a wrong turn. I am incapable of making a wrong turn.
Beautiful sunny day. Top down. Highway cruising speeds, and everything was normal - well, as normal as everything ever gets. The break was ending too soon, and we both knew it was time to return to the Mansion.
I took the correct exit. I always know where I'm going. Take the exit ramp, make a right onto the boulevard, a few miles and some cross streets. That was how we were supposed to be going. How I'd always gone.
It wasn't until we were nearly to the end of the ramp that I realized something was amiss.
No, that's not right. I didn't realize anything was amiss until it was far too late to do anything about it. A strange, powerful, extremely localized weather distortion that didn't even register on my scanners until we were already inside of it, and then the boulevard - and California - were gone.
Just.
Gone.
I don't know where I am.
I don't know how to admit that I'm lost. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|07:02 pm] |
Is there anyone who can explain why there seems to be numerous pranks played today? I wasn't very amused to find my car covered in whipped cream. Just what is April Fool's? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|04:23 pm] |
Have you all forgotten my birthday?
That's okay, that just means I'll have to go further on pranks this year than I ever have. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2008|06:58 pm] |
Attention recent humans (ladies in particular, but everyone's invited)
Were you something other than human before you got sucked up in a vortex and brought here?
Do things like food and bra sizes confuse you? Are you too shy, or even too confused to ask?
I have a proposal: let's have a get together. I'm sure each of us knows something that the others don't, things that people who have always been human take for granted.
If we still have questions after the information sharing, we've got safety in numbers when we go out and ask.
Is anyone interested or have I been eating crazy-flakes for breakfast? |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|09:00 pm] |
Okay, KITT, honey? What is this? If you're not capable of a wrong turn, where are we? Because this? Is not California. This is... somewhere else.
For the first time in a long time, I'm scared. And I don't like it.
Plus, this purse belongs to someone named Lindsay Lohan. Who is that and why was she in YOU? |
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