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[Aug. 6th, 2008|02:17 am] |
Gambit's alive. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2008|03:26 pm] |
[Locked from the Joker and any Joker sympathizers]
All of you are seriously deficient in this Joker thing. He's one man and all of you are acting scared shitless of him. "Oh God, let's run and flee and hide from him and don't engage him so he can keep taunting us."
What the hell is WRONG with all of you? You're doing exactly what he wants.
Screw this sitting off to the side crap. Next time he accesses a terminal, I'm using Extremis to triangulate his position and find him. Then I'm going to stop him so everyone will stop acting like morons.
Jesus, and these are people who claim to be superheroes. You all are over analyzing this. |
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[Aug. 1st, 2008|11:35 pm] |
[Open to people who are not the Joker/Joker sympathizers]
Okay just so everyone knows, the Joker is bad. Not just bad, but insane to the point that if you make contact with him, piss him off, or look pretty enough, he might painfully torture and then kill you just for the laughs.
Be smart: Don't engage.
Second! I'm looking for info on Doug Ramsey. If anyone's made contact with him over the past two weeks, can you contact me? He's still missing and I'm not convinced it's because the universe made him go back home.
( Doug )
( Dick ) |
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[Aug. 1st, 2008|09:57 am] |
So it seems I now own my own business.
And I have a lead.
( Dickwing ) |
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[Jul. 30th, 2008|12:17 am] |
Shit. I can't find Doug. |
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[Jul. 27th, 2008|09:27 pm] |
Hey, Ollie? Just got your message.
( Carrie ) |
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[Jul. 26th, 2008|07:26 pm] |
( Dick ) |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|12:05 pm] |
That... probably could have been worse.
( Jason )
( Ollie )
( Cass )
( Bruce ) |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|06:53 am] |
Oh god.. Oh god, my clothes.. All of my clothes. I'm just. I can never leave the house again.
Why did I hire bodyguards and trainers instead of personal shoppers?
( CARRIE ) |
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|08:51 pm] |
I think I should be a little more upset or weirded out by this comic book thing. That's totally Batman in those books and I'm pretty sure I'm going to eventually stumble on one that has me, with a slightly different name and handle.
Oh well.
As soon as it gets cooler, these hotpants are gone. I need to make myself a better super suit. Maybe get a bottle of bleach and scissors and get rid of this stupid hair.
( Tim ) |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|02:54 pm] |
Ollie Queen. Paging Oliver Queen!
Or Tim Drake.
One or both would be nice. |
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[Jul. 20th, 2008|12:42 am] |
Okay. So something's happened. I'm thinking either a) I died a while back and this is Purgatory (set in NYC, of all places) or something like that, b) I'm having a really fucked up dream, c) I'm free, or d) Mojo's a lot more powerful than any of us realized and this is stage two of his weird kidnapping thing.
Speaking of, anyone find that name familiar? Mojo. He's a bad dude. How 'bout Batman? Robin? Superman? Flash? Anything? No?
Anyone? Bueller?
( Jason Todds, Tim Drakes, Bruce Waynes )
( Bruce )
( Jason ) |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|07:37 pm] |
Something strange is afoot! We have to get to the bottom of this!
Robin! To the Batmobile! |
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|02:17 pm] |
I've been so busy touring that I haven't had a chance for quality shopping in forever! Somebody save me. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
Oh crap. PR nightmare.
( Reinette ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2008|03:20 pm] |
Carrie Kelley, I'm in love with you. Every thought of you consumes me as surely as a flame: the taste of your chapstick on your lips, the feel of your custom-made Batman panties beneath my fingers, the sound of you snoring gently by my ear. There's not a second that goes by that I don't want to be kissing you.
Marry me, Girl Wonder. |
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[Jun. 26th, 2008|09:47 pm] |
( Private )
For several months, I've kept to myself. My hope is that this may have proved to those who I know doubt the merit of my character that I am not unfit to work in the capacity I have been trained for.
And so, I would like to attempt an inquiry into whether or not there is anyone in this city in need of the services of an experienced psychiatrist and therapist. I am willing to take patients on an weekly basis, and I believe you will find my fees are a cut below the usual charge for such services.
I can be reached at [phone number] or mailed at [New York apartment address]. |
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[Jun. 25th, 2008|01:01 pm] |
( Private, mostly )
All right, I suppose the women's self defense classes are canceled, on the grounds that no one showed up. I guess I'll try to defend the one and a quarter million women in Brooklyn myself.
Y'know, 'cept the ones that're committing crimes. Equal rights means that a female mugger gets shot with just as many arrows as a male one. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|04:51 pm] |
Here, again.
Did I ever really leave? It's..hard to tell sometimes.
I still haven't figured things out. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2008|12:38 am] |
Just in time for the latest Ratman movie come Reese's dark and milk chocolate rats. Awesome marketing right there. I want some. |
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[Jun. 8th, 2008|02:39 pm] |
( Doug ) |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2008|06:53 pm] |
Hey Doug, you should ask me out to dinner. |
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[May. 20th, 2008|06:37 am] |
Well, this is interesting. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|09:19 pm] |
I'm going to miss my horse when it turns back into my motorcycle. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2008|11:07 pm] |
Lisa? I'm back in New York, and I would like it very much if you would join me for dinner.
( Carrie ) |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:41 am] |
I need to take some mental health days.
( Kimber )
( Bruce )
( Doug ) |
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|03:13 pm] |
The twins are a handful. Part of me really wants to hate Robert for disappearing, but I know it wasn't his fault. Just part of this crazy world.
Carrie, do you want to come by? I could use some company over the age of one. |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:58 pm] |
Callipygian.
Adjective.
Possessing a fabulous ass.
See also: Jason Todd.
Don't we all love to learn? |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:18 pm] |
Hey, Bruce. When's your birthday?
And yes, I know what your birthday is. The problem is that Carrie also knows when your birthday is, and it might not be the same day. And Jason might have a different one. And l'il me might have a different one. Tim, Cassie and I are about the only ones that have a consensus.
So give us a common date so that we can embarrass you the way children should. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|09:49 pm] |
If there is a reason I should be mad at my boyfriend, someone please tell me. Because apparently he's done something he thinks he's guilty of and I either missed or overlooked it.
Just want to get this cleared up so he'll stop turning into a girl whenever he's around me and inching around the room like I'm going to attack him. |
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