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[Jun. 28th, 2008|02:57 pm] |
Kids, what the hell is going on? |
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[May. 29th, 2008|08:59 am] |
Okay. Weird glowy lights, strange weather, and interdimensional oddness is something that comes with living in my world.
But suddenly being referred to as someone else, and having complete strangers think you are that person and have been known by them for life? That is new.
So is this nifty communications forum. Good idea, whoever did it.
My name is Vance Astrovik, and I have just one question; where the heck am I? |
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[May. 26th, 2008|12:30 am] |
Well that was a barrel of fun. Okay so who wants to totally get trashed with me? Because I could really use a drink. |
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[May. 25th, 2008|09:13 am] |
I don't...
Can anyone see this?
New York is under attack by a giant Nazi Dinosaur-shaped Robot... as crazy as that sounds!
And no, I am surely not kidding.
It's causing some bad damage near the waterfronts now, but it is moving inward.
This is insane! A fucking Nazi is attacking New York with a fucking giant dinosaur shaped robot! |
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[May. 25th, 2008|09:09 am] |
My husband is fighting a giant Nazi dinosaur robot. But at least he's not in Germany.
I couldn't bear it if he were here, especially not considering who I'm working for.
Anybody know how I can reach the CIA, or something? I think I've got some information they might want. |
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[May. 25th, 2008|12:46 am] |
So, uh...
I can tell right now that this isn't going to end well, I know my history, enough of it to know that I should not be where I am, after dark, wearing the badge I've got stitched to my lapel.
The worst part is now that I'm here I can't use my usual mode of exit.
Fuck. |
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[May. 20th, 2008|09:54 pm] |
Finally, something familiar.
Baby? We're going out to a jazz club. I'll leave the kids with my parents (hee!), and we'll paint the town several shades of red.
I replaced someone with parents! Built in babysitters, questionable alcohol, and jazz clubs everywhere! This is awesome. |
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[May. 20th, 2008|02:45 pm] |
So, who wants to help me find find out information about the Crown of Solomon? We've got to work fast, because I don't really want to be out and about if someone decides to go on another witch hunt. I'm wearing enough knives to sink like a stone. |
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[May. 11th, 2008|10:04 pm] |
Is there anything better than playing in the dirt with your babies and husband?
Our garden is now weed free, though a little trampled. And the babies are so smart! |
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[Apr. 27th, 2008|05:29 pm] |
It occurs to me that I'm so content with my life that I can't think of anything that would improve it.
Undoubtedly something is going to happen in the next week or so.
Maybe my father will rise from the dead in zombie form and try to eat this world's Remy.
Which might, actually, be fairly entertaining. Depending on how much either one of them angsted about the situation.
Can anybody tell I'm bored? |
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[Apr. 27th, 2008|02:37 am] |
In the common interest of those involved with their pursuit of enjoyment in the world, I celebrate your lives.
This goes out to the pirates searching for their lost kingdom. May you find your island safe and sound.
This goes out to those who've conceived and are expecting. Good luck with the little anklebiters, darlings.
This goes out to the Hunters. Heaven knows what we'd do without you behind us, luvs. It'd get boring.
This goes out to the musicians and their music. Keep it loud, keep it right, keep it outta sight.
This goes out to my family, Heaven, Hell and Earthbound. You've come a long way, baby, you've come a long way.
A toast to my brethren, for in this world, there's no certainties, only luck, love, respect, and regards.
... That said, I'm utterly bored out of my fucking wits and it's far too late to be making house calls. Anyone up for some late night hooliganism? |
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|09:47 pm] |
I'm bored. Anybody need a security system tested? I'm damn good, and I promise not to take anything. Plus, I can recommend some of the best people to fix the security holes I find. |
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[Apr. 17th, 2008|08:13 am] |
I still don't understand some of the things in this strange world.
But I think I'm adapting relatively well, though. I'm finally getting into the swing of this 'President' thing, even if I still don't like the secret service following me around. |
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[Apr. 9th, 2008|06:00 am] |
I was just getting settled in, you know. New flat, new boyfriend, new job. Only to be up and snagged out of the universe one more time, and this time I didn't even choose it. And! No tight pants.
I still have a few questions. If I'm here, who's in my place? Are Mum and Dad and Tish crazy with worry over where I've got off to? Is there any way to know? Portkeys and aliens and future children I can handle, but my family has been through quite enough.
Also: does anyone need a doctor? I'd might as well practice some medicine while I'm here. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|11:59 am] |
She's started having cravings, and I just experienced her first mood swing.
I'm actually frightened for my life. I'm tempted to live in the suit for the next seven months or so. |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2008|11:16 am] |
You know, I always thought I'd be dead by twenty five. And here I am, about to turn twenty five tomorrow.
Just to avoid tempting fate, I'm going to stay in today. Anybody feel like playing scrabble or poker online? |
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[Mar. 24th, 2008|12:26 pm] |
Arg.
I spent all night tossing and turning. Which didn't make waking up at the crack of dawn because the kids were awake easy.
I guess it's a good thing I don't have a job to do on top of being a mother.
Ah, coffee, is there anything it can't help with? |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|10:21 am] |
Okay ladies, serious question: how do you cope?
I mean, seriously, right now I want a turkey sandwich and a nap and maybe something to punch, but mostly I don't even want to move
And I'm not sure if laying on the bathroom floor and using the tile as a cold compress actually felt good, or if it just felt good in comparison to everything else feeling like I've been hit by a bus.
And I have to do it again next month?
Ugh. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2008|01:15 am] |
Oh. My. God.
There is nothing so fucking painful and embarrassing as knowing some of the lowest and most painful parts of you life are on DVD. Where anyone in the world could see them anytime they wanted to.
Fuck. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2008|11:08 pm] |
I think I'm going to sleep for a week.
If I'd wanted to be treated like this, I'd go to prison. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2008|08:44 pm] |
Here's the skinny.
We need to re-buy absolutely EVERYTHING we already bought for our nursery back home. This isn't so much a problem, but with my wife due in about six weeks, we're in crunch mode.
Anyone who has any unused baby stuff (Newborn & Infant stuff would be great!) that they need to sell or get rid of would be highly appreciated if they call [phone number] or post here. We're expecting a boy.
We're also looking for a midwife, and other parents of babies that wouldn't mind having play-dates with a couple of rocker hippies and their kiddo. I'll be looking forward to hearing from you guys! |
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[Mar. 20th, 2008|11:53 pm] |
Well... this is... very cool.
Funny I never found this in two years of living here, but,um, hi! I'm Alex. |
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