Is it a Cyberman thing to kidnap someone?

Derek isn't at work, hasn't been in days, and nobody knows what happened to him. Maybe he just fucked off again, why do I even care?

Has anybody else heard from him? I was going to go check his place, but I don't know where it is.

Kinda curious why I'm not seeing you all up in arms right now.

The rift seems to have brought over a great number of evil supernatural creatures. I'm wondering how many of us happen to be just human.

All righty, Kenz, enough with the massive evasion. Let's get social.

Besides regularly surrounding ourselves with our military-esque friends and hoping that the thingy that brought us all here doesn't choke up Voldemort next (sidenote: actually, in spite of all the impending bs that would follow, that would kind of be a bitchin' turn of events), what has everyone here been up to? Because all I've got is finding out that I, too, am fictional(??????) and watching Hale die again was not on my to-do list ever I'm in dire need of some serious alcohol poisoning and I was thinking that maybe one or two of you lovely guys and gals might be interested in joining me.

Me being Kenzi. Hi.

He responded. He had no idea that vervain in the water supply was being threatened. If he's out of the loop, somehow I feel like we're all pretty screwed.

Okay, I'm going to try something here.

My name is Gwen Raiden. And I am a freak. I am electrokinetic which means I generate and manipulate electricity. I could cause this entire city to have a power cut, or cause a lightning storm, and I can't touch people without killing them. By the time I was five years old I had killed four nannies and two gardeners.

That's just who I am. It's how I was born. I'm telling you guys this to show that I'm a potential danger too and I'm fully expecting UNIT to start freaking out about me now that I've admitted this. I've also got experience with vampires, werewolves, demons and lawyers. I actually tend to get on better with some of them than normal people much of the time. But the fact remains that they are dangerous. Many of us are.

So I'm suggesting a very simple set of rules for us all to live by. No matter what race or species we are.

• No killing people.
• No attacking people.
• No mind controlling people.

Beyond that, hey, let us all live and let live, yeah? Seem fair?

I've seen some people being confused about what it means to live in Britain and quite what our attitudes to things are. I think this would sum it up quite nicely. Doesn't entirely apply to me because I'm Scottish and we lack the level of polite that this has, but it's close enough really.

So, enjoy Professor Elemental, explaining what it means to be British.

And we really really are sorry for Piers Morgan.

[ooc: link is to a particularly awesome video! Enjoy!]

Well, it doesn't look like Sam's here.

So, I've been exploring.  I just found the best freaking pie shop, ever!!

I have found the upside of being fictional! Things like this exist online!

Aw now ain't this a pretty convenient little way to get to know you all. Here I was going to get all questiony about winding up in London But I been weirder places, oh yeah. Hey, think I can say hi to the Queen? Red Beret man said I probably couldn't do that.

Names Harley, Some people'd say I'm crazy. And psychologically, yeah maybe, I use ta be wanted in twelve states does put a bit of a smudge on my reputation, and they took my qualifications away, but crazy's a real broad term and end of the day and all folks, I'm a friendly gal

So can someone tell beret man that I didn't mean to punch his friend in the nose?

Are pubs always crammed full to the brim or am I just looking at all the wrong ones?

LOIS.

[Link to an online article about immigrant rights advocacy] This guy, you think? I mean, we're kind of immigrants, right?

Did you want to go see a doctor today, now that we know you can, or did you want to wait?

I'm going to make this real easy. Whatever you're selling? I ain't buying it. And if you're smart, you'll let me go on my way before things get ugly.

Are there any actual medical doctors here on the network, as opposed to the local hospitals or whatever they're called here? It's just I feel like
I mean, it'd be better if it was more scientific than I hear an extra heartbeat, so Just curious.

CAROLINE.

I'm sorry about your friend.

Feeling better?

Right, so.  We're still investigating.  It appears to be more complicated than I first thought.

In the mean time, I've secured funding from UNIT a source within the Government.  They've also secured the area around the anomaly in order to stop people from wandering where they shouldn't.  But, they should also be on hand to help any new arrivals.

Hopefully, they won't mess with the rift.

So, yes.  Hotels will be paid for.  Thank you Ponds, for using what you had left in your bank accounts.

If this lasts much longer, we will look at sourcing a more permanent housing solution.  Especially, if people keep turning up.

We should also be able to source you all with IDs soon, as well.  So, that should hopefully start to make things easier.

[Natives]

It seems UNIT are seeing sense, and have agreed to leave investigating the rift to us.  We'll see how long that lasts.  At least they're usually better at not interfering than Torchwood were.

Cornfield in Kansas to suddenly being in London I can handle but the whole lack of any real answers isn't working for me.

I've figured that no one seems to know how long we're all here but is there any information on this supposed rift in time and space? Maybe if we have more information it'll lead to ways to leave.

And I'm Lois. Should probably put that in there too. Clark are you If anyone sees a guy with a big S on his chest flying around, let me know.