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Tweak says, "The evil in you comes out."

ʜɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴀɴᴇᴛ. (notaperson) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-10-12 21:38:00

Entry tags:

!network post, crowley (spn), janet, jason mendoza, justice of toren, kurt wagner / nightcrawler (616), nadia van dyne / wasp (616)

I would like to take a moment to remind you that my name is Janet. One essential part of my programming is to assist in anything I can for any human being. It appears that this only works for the Displaced, as there are fourteen Janets in town, and I have not yet been called to any of their houses. I would recommend that when you ask to talk to Wasp AKA Janet Van Dyne, that you not say the full name. Thankfully, she prefers Jan over Janet, and then I won't show up in any strange and bizarre situations such as the one I found myself in when she was scolding herself over a dress design.

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	readthecontract 2018-10-13 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Hello, Janet. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 02:55 am UTC (link)
	How can I help you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readthecontract 2018-10-13 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Fascinating. You have a flexible definition of "human being." Maybe it's the meatsuit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
	In the Good Place, anyone there had the ability to call for me. Perhaps the portal has altered my parameters to include all of the Displaced. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	readthecontract 2018-10-13 03:08 am UTC (link)
	That must be it. I'm neither human nor from "the Good Place." Have you put your limits to the test? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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the kimodo typo was my fault, not janet's. -

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	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Hey, girl. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Hello, Jason. You look incredibly handsome today, but when don't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, girl. You look super hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Are you flirting with me, Jason Mendoza? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Well, you're super dope and you've got a rockin' bod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	troopcarrier 2018-10-13 04:16 am UTC (link)
	In what ways is your programming not working? (Reply to this) (Thread)

notaperson
2018-10-13 04:19 am UTC (link)

I should not be able to summon things, but I can.
I cannot summon all things as my programming dictates.
I cannot return the things I summon.
I do not have to walk.
I still live in my void which should not exist outside of my Neighborhood.
I can still access all of human history, but I am cut off from things happening now.
My databases for several of the canons in this world is limited.

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	troopcarrier 2018-10-13 04:23 am UTC (link)
	What accesses are granted to you? Are there differences between the accesses? What accesses do you have? I can see, above, that at least some non-humans have some accesses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 04:27 am UTC (link)
	As I've stated, it appears that only the Displaced have access to my accesses. I have access to the whole of human history and its databases, but only to a point. Many of those existed until January 2017, and after running diagnostics, the rest appear to cut off when someone from that canon appears. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	troopcarrier 2018-10-13 04:42 am UTC (link)
	Are all those accesses equal? I was not clear in regard to your own accesses. I meant, to yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	waspish 2018-10-13 04:33 am UTC (link)
	So I shouldn't talk about my mom? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 04:38 am UTC (link)
	You can talk about your mom. I may inadvertently pop in front time to time, however. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waspish 2018-10-13 04:47 am UTC (link)
	That might make things a little awkward, especially if it's a serious conversation. But you seem nice! No offense! I think you two would have gotten along. I just don't want to accidentally summon you somewhere without your consent. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 05:35 am UTC (link)
	I will get with Michael to see if there's a way to change the programming to include another word, such as Hey, to avoid any potential mishaps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waspish 2018-10-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
	That's probably much safer! But it still sounds like somebody could exploit it. Do you have the choice to not show up if you don't want to, or prevent certain people from calling you? Like a blocked number? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	fuzzy_elf 2018-10-13 02:36 pm UTC (link)
	Janet! Maybe you don't remember me from the time you were previously here, but you helped me out when we were all on the cruise ship together. I wanted to give everybody Easter baskets and you came through, perfectly. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-14 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I do not remember you, but my databases have plenty of information on you, Kurt Wagner AKA Nightcrawler. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuzzy_elf 2018-10-14 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Wunderbar! I have a request. We're putting on a play, and by we, I mean the Tumbleweed Community Theater. To help keep the budget low, I thought it would be cool if you could create the set, instead of us building it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-14 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I would he happy to assist. However, as this is The Real World, I feel it's my duty to inform you that getting an all-powerful anthropomorphised informational delivery vessel to handle something that humans are easily capable of is a demerit of 607.25 points from your point total. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuzzy_elf 2018-10-14 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I used to be a priest, doesn't that make up for it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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