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Tweak says, "Someone cares."

ʜɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴀɴᴇᴛ. (notaperson) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-10-12 21:38:00

Entry tags:

!network post, crowley (spn), janet, jason mendoza, justice of toren, kurt wagner / nightcrawler (616), nadia van dyne / wasp (616)

I would like to take a moment to remind you that my name is Janet. One essential part of my programming is to assist in anything I can for any human being. It appears that this only works for the Displaced, as there are fourteen Janets in town, and I have not yet been called to any of their houses. I would recommend that when you ask to talk to Wasp AKA Janet Van Dyne, that you not say the full name. Thankfully, she prefers Jan over Janet, and then I won't show up in any strange and bizarre situations such as the one I found myself in when she was scolding herself over a dress design.

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	notaperson 2018-10-14 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry, but knowing there's a punishment or reward after skews the numbers, and as I said, intentions count. I am here to answer all of your questions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waspish 2018-10-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
	You're friends with that Jason guy, right? The one that tried to steal food from a restaurant? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-14 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I know him. We were married in one of my reboots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	waspish 2018-10-14 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Aww, I guess love comes in the most unexpected places. So are you helping him or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-14 03:55 am UTC (link)
	I am forbidden from helping in the Real World. I'm simply an informational delivery vessel designed to assist those in the Good Place. Things became complicated when I was stolen and rebooted over 800 times. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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