InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "It's All About Teh Love."

ʜɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴀɴᴇᴛ. (notaperson) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-10-12 21:38:00

Entry tags:

!network post, crowley (spn), janet, jason mendoza, justice of toren, kurt wagner / nightcrawler (616), nadia van dyne / wasp (616)

I would like to take a moment to remind you that my name is Janet. One essential part of my programming is to assist in anything I can for any human being. It appears that this only works for the Displaced, as there are fourteen Janets in town, and I have not yet been called to any of their houses. I would recommend that when you ask to talk to Wasp AKA Janet Van Dyne, that you not say the full name. Thankfully, she prefers Jan over Janet, and then I won't show up in any strange and bizarre situations such as the one I found myself in when she was scolding herself over a dress design.

(Read comments) - (Post a new comment)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, girl. You look super hot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Are you flirting with me, Jason Mendoza? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Well, you're super dope and you've got a rockin' bod. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:13 am UTC (link)
	It is rockin', isn't it? Again, not a body though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Duh. [...] So what is it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:24 am UTC (link)
	I'm an anthropomorphised informational delivery vessel. The higher ups chose this form because it was proven to be the most non-threatening. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:27 am UTC (link)
	It's a hot form. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Is there anything I can get you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 03:56 am UTC (link)
	Uhhh. I don't know how to answer that because there's a lot of ways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 03:58 am UTC (link)
	What's the first thing that popped into your head? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Jalapeno poppers in bed. Like you could be there. Since we're like married and stuff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-13 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Give me two seconds. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jalapenopoppers 2018-10-13 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Dope! (Reply to this) (Parent)

(Read comments) -