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ʜɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴀɴᴇᴛ. ([info]notaperson) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-10-12 21:38:00

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Entry tags:!network post, crowley (spn), janet, jason mendoza, justice of toren, kurt wagner / nightcrawler (616), nadia van dyne / wasp (616)

I would like to take a moment to remind you that my name is Janet. One essential part of my programming is to assist in anything I can for any human being. It appears that this only works for the Displaced, as there are fourteen Janets in town, and I have not yet been called to any of their houses. I would recommend that when you ask to talk to Wasp AKA Janet Van Dyne, that you not say the full name. Thankfully, she prefers Jan over Janet, and then I won't show up in any strange and bizarre situations such as the one I found myself in when she was scolding herself over a dress design.


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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 03:23 am UTC (link)
Of course. But Fruit of the Tree of Life is, presumably, nonexistent.

Got any dragons?

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 03:28 am UTC (link)
Fun fact: the Tree of Life and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil are not the same thing according to the Bible.

Here is a kimodo dragon. I've named him Methuselah for you.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 03:34 am UTC (link)
You really do come fully equipped. It also isn't an apple.



[...] Not exactly the sort of dragon I had in mind.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 03:45 am UTC (link)
There are many suppositions on what it could have been, but I suspect you already know those.


The name is an oxymoron. Kimodo dragons only live 30 years.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 04:13 am UTC (link)
You can take it back now, thanks. This isn't what I wanted.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 04:15 am UTC (link)
I'm sorry. That's a new limitation of my powers here. I can create, but I cannot destroy. Methuselah is all yours.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 04:50 am UTC (link)
Alas, poor Methuselah, blah blah blah.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:25 am UTC (link)
I don't understand. You asked for a dragon, I gave you one.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 05:30 am UTC (link)
Wrong kind. Not completely your fault, of course. You don't control what species exist here. However, I didn't want a Komodo dragon.

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the kimodo typo was my fault, not janet's.
[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
Would you like a stuffed dragon then? A statue?

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 05:34 am UTC (link)
No. I wanted it for certain ingredients which those won't have.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
I apologize. Is there anything else I can get you?

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
You can dispose of Methuselah.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:43 am UTC (link)
Komodo dragons are labeled Vulnerable on conservation lists. The point loss for the slaughter of such an animal is astronomical.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 05:45 am UTC (link)
I'm not worried about that. I'm already the King of Hell.

If it makes you feel better, we'll recycle him.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:46 am UTC (link)
You are a King of one Hell, but it's not here so that would make you king of a kingdom that doesn't exist.

I will replace him for you. I named this one Jesus.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 05:47 am UTC (link)
"King of ONE Hell" doesn't have the same ring to it.




You WHAT?!

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:49 am UTC (link)
It's not accurate.


I left him on your doorstep.

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 05:56 am UTC (link)
You left a Komodo dragon named Jesus on my doorstep.

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[info]notaperson
2018-10-13 05:58 am UTC (link)
Of course.

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[info]borntoresist
2018-10-13 01:46 pm UTC (link)
Which ingredients?

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[info]readthecontract
2018-10-13 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Which would make you cry the most?

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