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Tweak says, "It fills the void."

ʜɪ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴀɴᴇᴛ. (notaperson) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-10-12 21:38:00

Entry tags:

!network post, crowley (spn), janet, jason mendoza, justice of toren, kurt wagner / nightcrawler (616), nadia van dyne / wasp (616)

I would like to take a moment to remind you that my name is Janet. One essential part of my programming is to assist in anything I can for any human being. It appears that this only works for the Displaced, as there are fourteen Janets in town, and I have not yet been called to any of their houses. I would recommend that when you ask to talk to Wasp AKA Janet Van Dyne, that you not say the full name. Thankfully, she prefers Jan over Janet, and then I won't show up in any strange and bizarre situations such as the one I found myself in when she was scolding herself over a dress design.

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	notaperson 2018-10-14 02:08 am UTC (link)
	I would he happy to assist. However, as this is The Real World, I feel it's my duty to inform you that getting an all-powerful anthropomorphised informational delivery vessel to handle something that humans are easily capable of is a demerit of 607.25 points from your point total. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuzzy_elf 2018-10-14 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I used to be a priest, doesn't that make up for it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaperson 2018-10-14 02:12 am UTC (link)
	That depends upon your reason for doing it, and if you were one of the priests who abused children. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

fuzzy_elf
2018-10-14 02:21 am UTC (link)

I definitely didn't abuse any children.

I'd become despondent after somebody dear to me died (or I thought had died), and I wanted to get closer to God. To help minister to others who were grieving. I mean, I try to do that still...

It all ended up being an illusion anyway, my being ordained, created by a demon that had his own motives for me taking up the priesthood.

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	notaperson 2018-10-14 02:23 am UTC (link)
	I will, of course, help you with the set should you wish it. I will need a set design with exact details and measurements. But there are many people who would be interested to include their vision and assistance on the set. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuzzy_elf 2018-10-14 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are you still calculating my good points? Or is what I did so bad that it's off the charts?~~ I'll bring it up to the cast and crew and get back with you, alright? Thanks a lot, Janet. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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