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Peter Parker is a good kid. (heyeveryone) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-19 18:13:00

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ben reilly / spider-man (94), bobby drake / iceman (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), fray, james rhodes / war machine (ph), janet, johnny storm / human torch (616), loki odinson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (mcu), rocket raccoon (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

~~Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?~~

[...]

~~This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?~~

[...]

~~So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.~~

[...]

~~Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are~~

[...]

~~You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?~~

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

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	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 01:41 am UTC (link)
	Mr. Stark? You're here, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-05-20 01:44 am UTC (link)
	Hey, kid. I think you'll find there are a lot of familiar faces. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 01:52 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Um. From TV, right? Cuz... I feel like I'm missing something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-05-20 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Among other places. I'll let Sam explain since he already has a head start. But the short answer is, welcome to the multiverse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Okay. Uh, well, ~~will you be my guardian?~~ I guess I'll figure it out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-05-20 02:09 am UTC (link)
	Fine. I know I'll regret this, but you have questions, fire away. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 02:13 am UTC (link)
	Uh, no? I mean, parallel universes. Like there's a universe where The Falcon became Captain America instead? Like Stephen Hawking's multiverse theory. Mostly I just need a guardian. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-05-20 02:23 am UTC (link)
	So you do have it figured out. Oh. I don't know that I'm exactly guardian material. [...] But I guess I'll claim you if no one else does. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	heyeveryone 2018-05-20 02:28 am UTC (link)
	It's okay, Mr. Stark. Someone named Ben Reilly offered me his couch? He seems okay, I guess. Pretty nice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cutsthewire 2018-05-20 02:46 am UTC (link)
	His couch? Really? Alright, you're staying with me. I'd never hear the end of it from your aunt if she knew I was letting you sofa surf on a stranger's couch. I have an extra bedroom at my place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tony

thesensational
2018-05-20 02:58 am UTC (link)

Hey, it's a comfortable couch with the Peter Parker seal of approval. Multiple seals. Man, the multiverse, I swear...

Also, not a stranger in general, but ha, again, that multiverse thing where you know people but they don't know you and man do I get tired of that.

Which is a hey, I'm Ben. A bedroom would be better for him, but he does end up ever crashing over here, just know that I've got his back, ok?

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