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Peter Parker is a good kid. ([info]heyeveryone) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-19 18:13:00

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Entry tags:ben reilly / spider-man (94), bobby drake / iceman (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), fray, james rhodes / war machine (ph), janet, johnny storm / human torch (616), loki odinson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (mcu), rocket raccoon (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?

[...]

This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?

[...]

So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.

[...]

Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are

[...]

You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.


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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 03:19 am UTC (link)
I know you won't, kid. You know when you're set to be released? I'll swing by and pick you up.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 03:40 am UTC (link)
Two hours and thirty seven minutes.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 03:49 am UTC (link)
I appreciate the precision. Need anything in the mean time?

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:11 am UTC (link)
So I have to go to school here? Am I going to be behind on my homework?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 04:44 am UTC (link)
Homework? Jesus Afraid so, but I haven't a clue if it's still in session. I guess I'll look into it.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 04:56 am UTC (link)
Okay, thanks. It'd be my luck to get there and it's finals week and I haven't done any studying.

[...] I don't have a backpack.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 05:03 am UTC (link)
I'll see what I can find out in the next two hours and thirty three minutes.

Do you need a backpack?

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 05:06 am UTC (link)
Thank you, Mr. Stark!

I mean, I need a backpack to carry my stuff for school. Also the Spider-Man costume. Just in case.

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 05:11 am UTC (link)
So the suit came through with you. Not sure there are a whole lot of purse snatchers in small town Texas.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 05:21 am UTC (link)
So you're cool with getting me a backpack then? Cuz you keep saying stuff like you don't want me to have one?

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 05:25 am UTC (link)
It's a backpack. Of course you can have a backpack.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 05:39 am UTC (link)
Okay, because I might need some other stuff, too. Like a graphing calculator and sometimes for the labs you have to have your own safety goggles and that kind stuff, or buy your own set of gym clothes. Is there a list somewhere of stuff I need?

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-05-20 12:57 pm UTC (link)
First, we're going to wait until you're released. Once that happens, you're going to eat an unholy amount of waffles and you're going to ask us all the questions you have.

Then we'll make an appointment to see Scott Summers and Rogue over at EPS, which is the local Displaced only school, so no we can get you registered for classes. You'll get to pick your classes, but there's only like a month of school left so you're probably not going to be learning much until next school year. That's okay though, you'll get an idea about how school works. That's where you'll figure out yout school supply list.

Then Tony will get you whatever you need. We'll see if your room from home popped up here, things like that have a tendency to happen.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Yes, sir. Thank you, Mr. War Machine, sir. That makes sense.

[...] Why waffles?

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-05-20 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Jim is fine, kid. When's the last t1ime you've slept? And are the spider kids coming to get you or is Tony?

Someone gave Tony an Avengers wafflemaker and he's been making them since.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 01:25 pm UTC (link)
Mr. Stark said he’s come get me, sir. [...] So when you say spider kids, am I still the youngest because everyone else seems older than me and kind of disappointed I’m not their age yet. At least I got a lot to look forward to, I guess.

Oh, those are good for making grilled cheese in, too. Also with ham slices.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-05-20 01:29 pm UTC (link)
You're the youngest and I don't think they're disappointed. They're probably missing their version of Peter who is older. Alternate universes are tricky like that. They'll help you with any spider questions you might have when it comes down to it.

Please feel free to convince him of that.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 01:54 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, okay. That sounds good.

Well, I mean, he has google, right?

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Rhodey
[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 06:38 pm UTC (link)
The kid needs a guardian. Looks like you've got that covered.

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Tony
[info]flyfightwin
2018-05-21 06:52 pm UTC (link)
Now you know that's not going to work. Your baby superhero, your responsibility. I already did my bit as superdad.

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Rhodey
[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-21 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, yeah. Can't fault a guy for trying.

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[info]flyfightwin
2018-05-21 09:53 pm UTC (link)
Wouldn't have expected anything else from you, honestly.

Remember he needs to eat three times a day and shower daily.

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Rhodey - [info]cutsthewire, 2018-05-21 09:56 pm UTC
Tony - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-05-21 10:01 pm UTC
Rhodey - [info]cutsthewire, 2018-05-21 10:09 pm UTC
Tony - [info]flyfightwin, 2018-05-21 10:21 pm UTC

[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-20 06:36 pm UTC (link)
Cool it with the questions. We'll get you situated.

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[info]heyeveryone
2018-05-20 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Yes, sir. 👌

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[info]cutsthewire
2018-05-21 03:30 am UTC (link)
Hang tight, and I'll see you soon.

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