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Peter Parker is a good kid. (heyeveryone) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-19 18:13:00

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ben reilly / spider-man (94), bobby drake / iceman (616), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), flash thompson / agent venom (trn123), fray, james rhodes / war machine (ph), janet, johnny storm / human torch (616), loki odinson (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), nebula (mcu), peter parker / spider-man (mcu), rocket raccoon (mcu), sam wilson / falke (au), tony stark / iron man (mcu)

~~Hey, I'm Peter. I'm from Queens. You got a spare couch?~~

[...]

~~This is aliens, right? Like when the Chitauri invaded New York?~~

[...]

~~So my name's Peter Parker. I'm a good student. I won't be any trouble. I like sandwiches.~~

[...]

~~Man, I just flew in from New York and boy are~~

[...]

~~You know that one old TV show where they go through the portals and go to all those crazy alternate universes?~~

My name is Peter Parker. I'm fifteen years old. I'm pretty quiet and won't cause any problems. Seriously you won't even notice I'm there. I need a guardian before I can leave so if you've got a spare couch or anything I'd really appreciate it.

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	Ben cutsthewire 2018-05-20 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	It was really more of a general perusal of myself and any universal shakeups. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony thesensational 2018-05-20 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Which really is still enough reading material for at least a week. Even if you just skim the wiki. So, let's see, my story. Well, I've been on this wild multiverse ride for, wow, three years now. Time flies, right? I teach mainly chemistry at the local high school and I'm also Spider-Man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ben cutsthewire 2018-05-21 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	Do I even want to know why there are so many of you spider-people running around? Is there an influx of radioactive spiders in your universe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Tony

thesensational
2018-05-21 09:54 pm UTC (link)

We were never that popular in high school, so the universe decided to make up for that?

I'd say that one universe doesn't have that many spiders, but... I think the main one had... Ok, I can't do a count on it with just past spiders, because that count gets ridiculous... But let's see, ones I met from there, would be... at least 6? Not all radioactive spider bites, but, yeah...

A lot of us here met before when the multiverse was under attack by weird vampires that liked whatever energy us spiders give off. So, you got a lot of alternate world versions popping up of 'oh no, someone else got bitten by the spider!' and then just other worlds getting creative. Just be glad the pig hasn't come through.

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	Ben cutsthewire 2018-05-21 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Pig? Nevermind. I don't even want to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony thesensational 2018-05-21 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	Let's just say there's a Looney Tunes universe somewhere out there. I think you're a mouse there. If the talking pig can be trusted. Personally I would've gone with a long legged bird instead because, c'mon, Tony Stork. But, uh, yeah, some of the worlds explode with the number of spiders for other reasons. Scientists just really like messing with us... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Ben cutsthewire 2018-05-21 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	Of course there is. Guess Tony Stork was a bit too on the nose. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Tony thesensational 2018-05-21 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	The multiverse is weird and I didn't even get the full on tour. Which is a big old tangent, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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