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Janet, your sentient database! (janetisme) wrote in thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-28 18:21:00

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aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), eleanor shellstrop, janet, jason mendoza, michael, richard gansey iii, sam winchester

Hi there! I’m Janet.

Fun fact: Though Dr. Alexander Wood, the inventor of the hypodermic needle, is in The Good Place, he only missed being sent to The Bad Place by 312 points. Incest and torture are, as a general rule, frowned upon, no matter the reason.

With that in mind, I do not have skin or a circulatory system, so I can be neither infected nor innoculated. The experience was fun, though!

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	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Actually, as an architect, it is my solemn duty to have this information on those who have the pleasure of being in my company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Yeahhhh, I call bullshirt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:09 am UTC (link)
	I have research to conduct. Clearly, the answer to my little neighborhood problem could be what I like to call this particular case study we're in now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:11 am UTC (link)
	Nope, no research to conduct. Face it, you're stuck here in the human world like the rest of us. Granted it's a ~~forked up~~ super bizarre human world on a ship full of ~~weird~~ very unique people, but you're still stuck here so you don't need to worry about the neighborhood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:18 am UTC (link)
	Unsurprisingly, you're wrong. Unless you were lying to me about the neighborhood failing 800 times, I very much have some important research to conduct so I do not face retirement from my superiors. Fortunately for me, Janet would never risk my life's work like that, or my wellbeing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
	I solemnly swear that that's what you told us. You still need to do things the human way here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Seeing as I'm not human, I strongly disagree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:31 am UTC (link)
	Congratulations, you get to act like one now. Just what you always wanted. Otherwise, you'd be admitting that I, a mere lowly human, could be better at something than you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:35 am UTC (link)
	If I have to do things the human way, then Janet has to do things the human way, too. No helping a single person on this ship with her powers. No coming instantly when any of you call. Otherwise, you'd be the one cheating. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
	~~fasjlfja~~ I don't think Janet is capable of going against her programming, yo. Besides, she's not a demon who needs to learn how to be a good person. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:45 am UTC (link)
	Then there's no deal. If Janet can help you, it's only fair she helps me, too. I never thought hypocrisy was one of your vices, Eleanor, unless that's just a side effect of becoming as good as you claim to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Hypocrisy is totally one of my vices, which I'm working on. No one's saying she can help you but you still don't get to just read up on people without their permission, especially since they're not dead and in the Good Place or Bad Place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:48 am UTC (link)
	As this information is freely available to just about anyone via various media tie-ins, I'm going to have to say you are wrong yet again. Keep going, though. This is fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 02:52 am UTC (link)
	It's not freely available if you can't look it up in the library. Let's say that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 02:56 am UTC (link)
	I know you just arrived here and so you don't know anything yet, but there's much more information available via the internet back in Texas, which everyone else has had a head start. I'd focus more on your teaching lessons, Eleanor. I'm certain you'll have more success there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Well we're not in Texas with the internet. They need a head start because they don't read as fast as you. This is a teaching lesson. ~~CHIDI WHERE ARE YOU I am too sober for this.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 03:03 am UTC (link)
	Well, if you're trying to teach me to be boring and stupid, you're doing a very good job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 03:04 am UTC (link)
	Meet me in the bar. Any bar. Pick a bar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thearchitect 2018-03-01 03:06 am UTC (link)
	~~There's my dirtbag.~~ Let's go to Prime 7. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teamcockroach 2018-03-01 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I'll be there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aracelypenalba 2018-03-01 03:52 am UTC (link)
	There aren't any duties here except if you're under eighteen and have to go to school but you're not because you're super old so you can just sit at the buffet all day and eat cakes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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