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Janet, your sentient database! ([info]janetisme) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-28 18:21:00

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Entry tags:aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), eleanor shellstrop, janet, jason mendoza, michael, richard gansey iii, sam winchester

Hi there! I’m Janet.

Fun fact: Though Dr. Alexander Wood, the inventor of the hypodermic needle, is in The Good Place, he only missed being sent to The Bad Place by 312 points. Incest and torture are, as a general rule, frowned upon, no matter the reason.

With that in mind, I do not have skin or a circulatory system, so I can be neither infected nor innoculated. The experience was fun, though!


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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 01:21 am UTC (link)
Janet, excellent. I'm going to require everyone's file as well as any relevant media tie-in material they may have appeared in.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 01:54 am UTC (link)
No Janet, don't give that to him.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 01:57 am UTC (link)
Don't be silly, Eleanor. You're such an excellent good person teacher, I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 01:59 am UTC (link)
Nope, no cheating Michael. You don't get to read all about everyone. If you want to know about someone, you ask them to sit down over a cup of chowder and very politely encourage them to open up about themselves. Like a human.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
Actually, as an architect, it is my solemn duty to have this information on those who have the pleasure of being in my company.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 02:07 am UTC (link)
Yeahhhh, I call bullshirt.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 02:09 am UTC (link)
I have research to conduct. Clearly, the answer to my little neighborhood problem could be what I like to call this particular case study we're in now.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 02:11 am UTC (link)
Nope, no research to conduct. Face it, you're stuck here in the human world like the rest of us. Granted it's a forked up super bizarre human world on a ship full of weird very unique people, but you're still stuck here so you don't need to worry about the neighborhood.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 02:18 am UTC (link)
Unsurprisingly, you're wrong. Unless you were lying to me about the neighborhood failing 800 times, I very much have some important research to conduct so I do not face retirement from my superiors.

Fortunately for me, Janet would never risk my life's work like that, or my wellbeing.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 02:27 am UTC (link)
I solemnly swear that that's what you told us.

You still need to do things the human way here.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 02:29 am UTC (link)
Seeing as I'm not human, I strongly disagree.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 02:31 am UTC (link)
Congratulations, you get to act like one now. Just what you always wanted.

Otherwise, you'd be admitting that I, a mere lowly human, could be better at something than you.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 02:35 am UTC (link)
If I have to do things the human way, then Janet has to do things the human way, too. No helping a single person on this ship with her powers. No coming instantly when any of you call. Otherwise, you'd be the one cheating.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 02:42 am UTC (link)
fasjlfja

I don't think Janet is capable of going against her programming, yo. Besides, she's not a demon who needs to learn how to be a good person.

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[info]aracelypenalba
2018-03-01 03:52 am UTC (link)
There aren't any duties here except if you're under eighteen and have to go to school but you're not because you're super old so you can just sit at the buffet all day and eat cakes.

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:19 am UTC (link)
I will happily do this for you Michael! Just don’t tell Eleanor, because I am not happy to not do what she wants me to do. But don’t worry. I am happy to do this for you.

Would you like hard copy files, or a convenient yet technically obsolete PDA filled with the information? I’ve heard the latter comes with an attractive styles.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:20 am UTC (link)
I can see this, Janet. You are telling me right now.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 03:22 am UTC (link)
Eleanor, don't hurt Janet's feelings. You're being judgmental.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:22 am UTC (link)
No I'm not.

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 03:24 am UTC (link)
I think you are. You should demonstrate another apology for me. That was very helpful.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:33 am UTC (link)
I really don't think I hurt her feelings.

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:25 am UTC (link)
I know. Lies of omission are technically not within my functionality. I did deeply hope that you wouldn’t see it, though!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:31 am UTC (link)

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[info]thearchitect
2018-03-01 03:21 am UTC (link)
Wonderful! Let's go with an obsolete PDA, shall we? That sounds like fun. Thanks, Janet. :)

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-03 04:05 am UTC (link)
You are welcome, Michael! I am on my way!

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