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Janet, your sentient database! ([info]janetisme) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-02-28 18:21:00

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Entry tags:aracely peñalba / hummingbird (616), eleanor shellstrop, janet, jason mendoza, michael, richard gansey iii, sam winchester

Hi there! I’m Janet.

Fun fact: Though Dr. Alexander Wood, the inventor of the hypodermic needle, is in The Good Place, he only missed being sent to The Bad Place by 312 points. Incest and torture are, as a general rule, frowned upon, no matter the reason.

With that in mind, I do not have skin or a circulatory system, so I can be neither infected nor innoculated. The experience was fun, though!


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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:16 am UTC (link)
Please forgive me for leaving you in suspense, but I was astonishingly without full functionality until just a moment ago, and couldn’t do a systems check.

Aaand done! I am operating at 98.2431% capacity.

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:17 am UTC (link)
So that other tiny percent just means something simple, like you forgot what a handshake is, or you can't touch your tongue to your nose - something like that, right?

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-01 03:23 am UTC (link)
Correct! Specifically, the other 1.7569% is the ability to see where Men’s Rights Activists are coming from, though I’m not sure whether this is a malfunction as much as it is a preference. Personhood is an adventure!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-01 03:42 am UTC (link)
In that case, you are totally fine. No one needs to see where those people are coming from, trust me.

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-03 04:03 am UTC (link)
I do! In most things. In your judgment in regards to someone's character, I do not. That would be stupid.

I'm glad that we happened to land on the same side in this case, though!

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[info]teamcockroach
2018-03-03 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Me too, Janet. And it's forking good to see you.

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[info]janetisme
2018-03-03 11:19 pm UTC (link)
I know. I am pleased by your presence as well, Eleanor.

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