the harbor (ic comm)

I had a young gentleman tell me a Halloween joke today when he was in for his check up, and I don't have a choice but to share it.

Why can't a ghost reproduce? ( answer under cut/cut, not filtered )

Things I need to know for $100, Alex (heh, Alex):

1. Still wondering where the bloody hell my damn door is.
   
2. Celine Dion and her fans.
   
3. Why Americans drive on the wrong side of the road.
   
4. Why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
   
5. Your biscuits. They don't look like ours.
   
6. WHERE IS ALL YOUR TEA? AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S IN THE HARBOUR.
   
7. On that same note, where are your extra us and res?
   
8. No word on what the bloody devil is doing back home. Not sure what's happened to Tom or Hal or any of my other — oh wait, I have no friends because I'm dead.
   
9. Dragons. They're apparently a thing here. Who knew?
   
10. What the hell is a Krispy Kreme burger and why is this a thing that you lot eat?
    
11. Who wants to go to Disney World?

Hi, I'm Alex. I live in the Lit Lantern, but maybe live is a funny choice of word considering I'm a ghost. You may or may not have seen me, depending on who you are — or rather what you are. Did you see me? Tell me what you are, I'm curious to see who all's here.

The sign was put up this morning, so I guess I should make it official. On Monday I'll be back in the saddle. I'm affiliated with Fairharbor General for lab work and other tests. Office hours are 9 a.m. to noon or so, and then housecalls for the rest of the day, mostly for the elderly and anyone who isn't able to get out of the house easily. Right now it's walk-in only until I find myself a secretary.

I guess this means I'm hiring. A nurse and a secretary with experience in working with medical office software are apparently necessary to run a medical practice. I don't treat animals, unless you're below the age of 12.

Welcome! Now that you're here, here's a list of things you might want to do:

Swing by the Community Jobs and Employment pages to make sure all your information is correct! Sometimes we can't always guarantee your first choice of things you put into your apps, especially the houses, so it's good to go look at those in case there was something we had to change for you.

Check out the Residences page to see who your new neighbors are!

Head on over to the Player Contact page to make sure your contact information is correct.

Got someone you'd like to see in the game? Drop a request at the Wanted Page!

Is there a friend you'd like to invite? Then head to Player Vouching and toss their name in the pile.

Swing by the Mod Dropbox to suggest any plots for the calendar, big or small!

Speaking of which, check out the Plot Calendar for upcoming events as well and see if there are any open sign-ups your new character might be interested in.

Good hunting!
Kait & Jo