the harbor (ic comm)

I had a young gentleman tell me a Halloween joke today when he was in for his check up, and I don't have a choice but to share it.

Why can't a ghost reproduce? ( answer under cut/cut, not filtered )

Couldn't confirm whether the book was made out of human skin. If someone thinks it needs to be in a locked box I'm not going to argue with them. That thing makes my skin crawl.

How do you tell the difference between human skin and animal skin, anyway? I'm afraid I'm not terribly up on the specifics of identifying things made of people.

It's funny how quickly a place becomes familiar.

Hello.

I'm John Winchester. I'm Dean's father.

I got in yesterday, and now I've got to find a place to stay around here. Guess I'll be getting to know you all soon.

Is that good enough, Dean? You know I don't like this stuff.

Things I need to know for $100, Alex (heh, Alex):

1. Still wondering where the bloody hell my damn door is.
   
2. Celine Dion and her fans.
   
3. Why Americans drive on the wrong side of the road.
   
4. Why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
   
5. Your biscuits. They don't look like ours.
   
6. WHERE IS ALL YOUR TEA? AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S IN THE HARBOUR.
   
7. On that same note, where are your extra us and res?
   
8. No word on what the bloody devil is doing back home. Not sure what's happened to Tom or Hal or any of my other — oh wait, I have no friends because I'm dead.
   
9. Dragons. They're apparently a thing here. Who knew?
   
10. What the hell is a Krispy Kreme burger and why is this a thing that you lot eat?
    
11. Who wants to go to Disney World?

Hi, I'm Alex. I live in the Lit Lantern, but maybe live is a funny choice of word considering I'm a ghost. You may or may not have seen me, depending on who you are — or rather what you are. Did you see me? Tell me what you are, I'm curious to see who all's here.

Welcome! Now that you're here, here's a list of things you might want to do:

Swing by the Community Jobs and Employment pages to make sure all your information is correct! Sometimes we can't always guarantee your first choice of things you put into your apps, especially the houses, so it's good to go look at those in case there was something we had to change for you.

Check out the Residences page to see who your new neighbors are!

Head on over to the Player Contact page to make sure your contact information is correct.

Got someone you'd like to see in the game? Drop a request at the Wanted Page!

Is there a friend you'd like to invite? Then head to Player Vouching and toss their name in the pile.

Swing by the Mod Dropbox to suggest any plots for the calendar, big or small!

Speaking of which, check out the Plot Calendar for upcoming events as well and see if there are any open sign-ups your new character might be interested in.

Good hunting!
Kait & Jo