All right, show of hands which of you want to head out west and deal with something that that big exposition going on out there (Big E? whatever they call it). A bunch of goats bit it last night under some mysterious circumstances. Department will cover a motel room, but you're stuck with tickets and they won't cover any of the gratuitously fried food you'll probably get sick on.
I'd go myself, but I've got crap to do this weekend and can't get away.