Still wondering where the bloody hell my damn door is.
Celine Dion and her fans.
Why Americans drive on the wrong side of the road.
Why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
Your biscuits. They don't look like ours.
WHERE IS ALL YOUR TEA? AND DON'T TELL ME IT'S IN THE HARBOUR.
On that same note, where are your extra us and res?
No word on what the bloody devil is doing back home. Not sure what's happened to Tom or Hal or any of my other — oh wait, I have no friends because I'm dead.
Dragons. They're apparently a thing here. Who knew?
What the hell is a Krispy Kreme burger and why is this a thing that you lot eat?
Who wants to go to Disney World?
Hi, I'm Alex. I live in the Lit Lantern, but maybe live is a funny choice of word considering I'm a ghost. You may or may not have seen me, depending on who you are — or rather what you are. Did you see me? Tell me what you are, I'm curious to see who all's here.