the harbor (ic comm)

I would like to state for the record that no, there are no Halloween decorations at the Pie Hole.

There will be no Halloween decorations at the Pie Hole, not even on and especially not on Halloween. We will not be having a special discount for kids in costumes. We will not be playing "Monster Mash" on loop and decorating everything with cute-but-scary garlands.

The Lit Lantern will not have any jack-o-lanterns, and we won't have a candy bowl of fun-size treats for new arrivals.


This is so I don't have to say it a hundred times. Thank you.

I think I'm going to do this in a list:

1. Chupacabras are terrifying and horrible and I hate them.
2. WHO IN ANDRASTE'S NAME INVENTED THE CHUPACABRA?
3. Cows bleed a lot.
4. Are any of you good at getting blood out of car seats? Asking for a friend.
5. That friend is Buffy.
6. Varric, I need a shower, I'm sorry about the floors ahead of time.