network; hawke (001)
I think I'm going to do this in a list:
1. Chupacabras are terrifying and horrible and I hate them. 2. WHO IN ANDRASTE'S NAME INVENTED THE CHUPACABRA? 3. Cows bleed a lot. 4. Are any of you good at getting blood out of car seats? Asking for a friend. 5. That friend is Buffy. 6. Varric, I need a shower, I'm sorry about the floors ahead of time.