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WEEKLY SMASHER: ISSUE ONE
The latest news that's worth the read.
By: Rebecca Thropp.A DELEMMA BETWEEN FORMER SPOUSES?What is going on between Stacey Brown and Andrew Fuller? It's one thing to have custody over a child, but the acts between the two seem to be deeper than what they give off. A complete disregard her daughter's birthday was displayed by Miss Brown in words over
a journal entry we have been given special access to. It would appear as though money is more important than her own daughter, (Alyssa, aged 8). It's no wonder why the marriage between the baker and the actress ended on a sour note.
WRITER'S BLOCK?It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone when I say that author Dominic James hasn't come out of his house in a year. Just what does he do to pass the time? We've received word that inside the house of Mr. James are posters consisting of Tyson Ritter, Hugh Dancy, and Hugh Grant. Magazines entitled
Out, Bent, and
Gaytimes were found in a nearby dumpster, discarded. The release dates on these magazines were all old issues, and so one can't help but wonder, "What is Dominic James' sexuality?". One by the name of Michael Bennett was seen entering the house of Dominic James not four days ago, and came out three hours later looking disheveled.
ANIMAL STYLEThe recent increase in the adoption of animals is astounding, and should bring a smile to the faces of many. There is one person in particular, however, who seems to be getting more than a smile off of it. While her alibi is that she had been running up the stairs to fetch a pair of gloves,
Mary Lismore suffers from a sprained ankle due to an attempt to catch a stray dog. We have reason to believe that her motives are different. Upon investigation, we encountered DVDs entitled
The Beast in Me and
Bestiality 101, both under her name and having been purchased just a week prior to this date. Sprained ankle from falling? Likely story.
STRIPPED OF WHAT?A party held by Drew Ford not only left many wanting a week off, however one person,
Delilah Braun, injured and disgruntled. Having been a stripper in her previous job, though, one must wonder how valid her word is. An anonymous tipper has told us that they had seen Miss Braun experimenting with glow stick at the huge bash, but begging others to help her fit the cylinder shaped object in various anatomies of her body. While most refused the woman, there were others who gladly obliged. That being said, one question arises. Just what else went on at this party?