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Tweak says, "Super size me"

ʙᴀʀᴛᴏɴ (cauterising) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-11-16 22:46:00

Entry tags:

active: clint barton, active: james rogers, active: natasha romanoff, active: tandy bowen, active: thor odinson, inactive: christine chapel

» clint | 11
i really should know better by now. hangovers get worse with age.

[AVENGERS (MCU)]

which one of you ~~assholes~~ ~~idiots~~ ~~dipshits~~ guys was talking to this Entity about me? I have a hunch but my bleery mind is not adding everything right this second.

[NAT]

you remember that Christmas when Lila was four? you'd been caught in that blast that screwed up your knee for six weeks and it fell in the middle of the season? Lila was playing nurse? I officially have the proof that you're a terrible patient.

[JAMES]

you still wanna do archery shit?

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	thenextavenger 2019-11-16 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	I imagine it's the same thing as a head splitting in two. ~~That was too much, wasn't it?~~ [CLINT] Uh uh. So. How did things go with Natasha? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cauterising 2019-11-16 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	Kinda exactly like that. [JAMES] How did what thing go with Natasha? She hasn’t punched me in the face so I’m thinking it wasn’t terrible? But I’m not sure what it was? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thenextavenger 2019-11-17 12:02 am UTC (link)
	Gross. [CLINT] Something about sleeping and her boobs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JAMES cauterising 2019-11-17 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Do you get hangovers? Or does that not happen thanks to your fun genetics? But right. That. Listen it’s weird enough that some version of Natasha is your mother without me talking about using her boobs as pillows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CLINT thenextavenger 2019-11-17 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Technically, both of my parents had a version of the super soldier serum running through their veins, so [...] no. I know. I'm just trying to make it less weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JAMES cauterising 2019-11-17 12:17 am UTC (link)
	Throw in Russian genetics too, because I swear Nat never feels as bad as me. Is it working? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CLINT thenextavenger 2019-11-17 12:18 am UTC (link)
	That's because she's probably been drinking vodka since she was a kid. You tell me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JAMES cauterising 2019-11-17 12:22 am UTC (link)
	From what I can tell they use that instead of central heating. I know that something like her is your mother, just like someone like me is your friends dad. I don’t plan on getting blitzed and regularly talking about her boobs publicly so I don’t think it’s gonna be that weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CLINT thenextavenger 2019-11-17 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Sounds about right, honestly. Good to hear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JAMES cauterising 2019-11-17 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Cool. So do you want to shoot shit and not talk about Natasha? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CLINT thenextavenger 2019-11-17 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah! Let's see if I manage not to shoot myself in the foot this time! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	JAMES cauterising 2019-11-17 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	Oh we're definitely going to make sure you don't do that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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