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Tweak says, "Omae o korosu!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-02 15:18:00

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active: darcy lewis, active: freddy freeman

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)

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	earthboi 2019-09-02 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	~~Minty butthole?~~ Ignoring the minty butthole, I inspect the room. Is there a door? Windows? Is it a bedroom, living room, bathroom? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	You are in a bedroom, as indicated by the bare mattress on the floor. There is a door on the northern nice of the room. It is closed. There is one window, on the eastern wall. It is boarded over, with a strange purplish light coming from the cracks between the boards. There is another door on the western wall. It is also closed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-02 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Seems normal. I attempt to open the northern door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	The northern door budges slightly but does not open. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-02 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	That's vexing. Let's try the western door then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I wonder why the fuck my butthole is minty. Like who the fuck actually buys mint lube? Is that a thing? That shouldn't be a thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	It is unclear why your butthole is minty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Story of my life. Okay. I look for a bathroom. Clearly I need to shower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	There are two doors and a window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	As tempting as it is to go out a window, I don't think that leads to the bathroom, so let's kick down the north door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	theboyblunder 2019-09-03 12:21 am UTC (link)
	I look around for payment to determine my relationship to the tushy terrorist. (Reply to this) (Thread)

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2019-09-03 12:24 am UTC (link)

You are in a bedroom, as indicated by the bare mattress on the floor. There is a door on the northern nice of the room. It is closed. There is one window, on the eastern wall. It is boarded over, with a strange purplish light coming from the cracks between the boards. There is another door on the western wall. It is also closed.

There is, unfortunately, no payment awaiting you. Your relationship to the tushy terrorist remains a mystery.

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	theboyblunder 2019-09-03 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I mentally compile a list of suspects who might have both the intimate relationship and proper motivation necessary to commit this crime. Once I’ve determined my primary suspect, I investigate my surroundings in hope of finding a weapon. I’ll try the north door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:58 am UTC (link)
	The door budges slightly but does not open. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboyblunder 2019-09-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I try to force the door open with blatant disregard for the owner of the home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	slayersocialwrk 2019-09-03 12:47 am UTC (link)
	Kinky. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Could be. Wink wink, nudge nudge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slayersocialwrk 2019-09-03 01:12 am UTC (link)
	If that's you're thing, I'm not judging. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:12 am UTC (link)
	You are in a bedroom, as indicated by the bare mattress on the floor. There is a door on the northern nice of the room. It is closed. There is one window, on the eastern wall. It is boarded over, with a strange purplish light coming from the cracks between the boards. There is another door on the western wall. It is also closed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	slayersocialwrk 2019-09-03 01:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm punching the boards over the window and getting the hell out of this creepy ass nest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	freemanspeaks 2019-09-03 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Why would it feel minty? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:59 am UTC (link)
	The reason your butthole is minty is unclear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	babsgirl 2019-09-04 08:53 pm UTC (link)
	I fall back asleep. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 09:07 am UTC (link)
	You take a nice nap, feeling fresh in the butthole region, and wake up refreshed and full of energy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	babsgirl 2019-09-09 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Excellent. (Reply to this) (Parent)