Some Reality Web

I'm starting to see the attraction of becoming a beach bum. Last night I slept out on the beach under the stars and it was amazing.

[Stiles]

How you doing, buddy? Haven't seen you since the picnic.

[The morning after his log post]

Um, hello...Goodland?

I guess I should thank the Entity for bringing me here, even if this has got to be one of the weirdest things that's ever happened to me. And that's saying something.

Ego eram volo mori pro Piper. Spero autem quod usque accepto fert.

I have a bone to pick. Yesterday was Love People Day, but I don't think a single one of you jerks gave me love. You are lucky I still hired a food truck to serve cheeseburgers tomorrow in honor of Double Cheeseburger Day. The truck will be parked in front of the building from 6:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m. Bon appétit.


( [F.R.I.D.A.Y. TEXT MESSAGE TO STARK EMPLOYEES] )

( [STARK INTERNS + PEPPER] )

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)

[ TEXTS TO TANDY ]

>> Hey
>> Are you busy?

Heeeeeeeeey, what's the big idea kidnappin' me and not givin' me my espresso machine? I worked hard for that you know?

All in all, not hating this whole world change thing this place has going on. Might mess around with my schedule a little and make some not so great memories come back now and then but over all, kinda liking it.

Do we need to put in requests though or is this just a thing that's gonna happen? Science types? You know if I should be writing pleasantly worded letters to some entity?

Now that it's all over though, I need a new college wardrobe. I'll be shopping if anyone needs me. Unlikely though it may be.

[Batfamily + Tommy]

Tell me this isn’t happening.

[Freddy]

I need you to promise me that you and your friends are not going to talk to the clown. Under any circumstances.

[Kyle Rayner]
Family meeting in 4-C. Jason and I would both like you there if you're not busy. Jonathan is making dinner.

[Cisco Ramon]
I'm gonna be in 4-C for a while, if you need anything.