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Tweak says, "i am not the one!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-02 15:18:00

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active: darcy lewis, active: freddy freeman

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)

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	earthboi 2019-09-02 11:39 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, the Toothfairy, my other arch nemesis. I'll take the wire hanger and look around for anything else interesting in the closet. Check the walls for hidden panels. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	The rear wall of the closet shifts slightly. There is nothing else in the closet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-02 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Interesting. I'll try to pry that open, using the wire hanger if need be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	You use the wire hanger to pry open the loose panel in the closet. Behind it is an electrical panel containing a multitude of blinky lights and one large red button. Above the button is a sign that says "DO NOT PRESS BUTTON." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 12:06 am UTC (link)
	If it says not to press it then it shouldn't be pressed. I'll put the panel back and take the wire hanger as a weapon and go see if I can pick the lock on the other door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:10 am UTC (link)
	The door is not locked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 12:13 am UTC (link)
	Just jammed, huh? Okay, that's easy enough. It's all leverage. I take the door handle and turn it to an open position, then I brace one foot on the bottom of the door and shoulder it open by pressing both at the bottom and at the top at the same time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:18 am UTC (link)
	The door opens revealing a hallway. There are two doors along the western wall, spaced approximately 10 feet apart. There is one door on the eastern wall, halfway down the hallway. At the end of the hallway is a very groovy beaded curtain. The room beyond is dark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Hm. The mastermind behind this is probably behind the beaded curtain. But is a wire hanger a good enough weapon? I've defeated someone with a muffin before so surely a wire hanger would be enough. I will go face my enemy behind the groovy beaded curtain! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Beyond the beaded curtain is Living room with a conversation pit. The conversation pit, however, has been filled to the brim with bright colored plastic balls. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I immediately distrust the ball pit. No good has ever come from a ball pit. However, there may be clues held within. So I look around for something to use as a shovel-type object. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:00 am UTC (link)
	There are no shovels in the living room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll spend the next while taking balls from the ball put and throwing them across the room. Gingerly. With great distrust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You empty the ball pit. The floor is carpeted with a lovely gold shag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I've never been so disappointed by balls. I'll take my wire hanger and go back into the hallway, and go into the first door I come to. Which I think is the closest door on the west wall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
	The door is locked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:23 am UTC (link)
	I attempt to use the wire hanger to pick the lock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Your hanger gets stuck in the lock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Can I shimmy it out? And then. Let's see... am I wearing my normal clothes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes you are and yes you can. You shimmy the hanger out, but your efforts are not in vain. A shimmery golden light shines out from the keyhole. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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