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Tweak says, "keep moving forward"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-02 15:18:00

Entry tags:

active: darcy lewis, active: freddy freeman

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)

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	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	It is unclear why your butthole is minty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Story of my life. Okay. I look for a bathroom. Clearly I need to shower. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	There are two doors and a window. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)
	As tempting as it is to go out a window, I don't think that leads to the bathroom, so let's kick down the north door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Your foot goes through the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, these were new boots, too! Okay. Keep smashing through the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-02 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	You break through one of the door panels. The hole is large enough for you to crawl through. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-02 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Victory! The door has been defeated! I'll shimmy through the hole and have a look around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Your rockin' latinx booty gets stuck in the hole, but you manage to wiggle through. You are in a hallway. There are two doors along the western wall, spaced approximately 10 feet apart. There is one door on the eastern wall, halfway down the hallway. At the end of the hallway is a very groovy beaded curtain. The room beyond is dark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 12:08 am UTC (link)
	Goddamn the booty. Always getting in the way. As tempting as the groovy beaded curtain is, I doubt that leads to a shower. And I wouldn't want to interrupt any groovy happenings just yet. So let's try the first door on the west wall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:11 am UTC (link)
	The door opens and reveals a bathroom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 12:15 am UTC (link)
	Success!! I go cleanse myself of the minty tingle. And then snoop through the medicine cabinet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:23 am UTC (link)
	You find a bottle of DR BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP in the medicine cabinet. There is also a rusty straight razor and a can of pomade. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 12:26 am UTC (link)
	That explains that. I'm going to take the straight razor. Rusty doesn't mean it won't still stab. And I throw the soap in the toilet because frankly how dare you. Then back out into the hallway to explore uh... the door on the opposite wall. Let's snoop. Why not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:57 am UTC (link)
	You open the door and find an empty room, save for a large porcelain doll in a rocking chair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 01:01 am UTC (link)
	Well that's terrifying. That's definitely going to come kill me later. I'll tell her that she looks very lovely and to have a nice day, then back slowly out of the room without making direct eye contact. And walk sideways towards the other door on the west wall, keeping the creepy doll room in site the entire time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:12 am UTC (link)
	The doll does not appear to respond to your compliment. The other door is locked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 01:17 am UTC (link)
	I didn't see any hair pins in the bathroom, did I? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:20 am UTC (link)
	You did not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Then I'll kick it down. Worked last time, might as well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:28 am UTC (link)
	Your foot, once again, gets stuck in the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fknaudrey 2019-09-03 01:34 am UTC (link)
	I remove my foot from the door and aim directly for the doorknob. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 09:03 am UTC (link)
	You bust through the door like a total bad ass. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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