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Tweak says, "i miss corbis!"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-02 15:18:00

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active: darcy lewis, active: freddy freeman

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)

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halflistening
2019-09-03 12:24 am UTC (link)

You are in a bedroom, as indicated by the bare mattress on the floor. There is a door on the northern nice of the room. It is closed. There is one window, on the eastern wall. It is boarded over, with a strange purplish light coming from the cracks between the boards. There is another door on the western wall. It is also closed.

There is, unfortunately, no payment awaiting you. Your relationship to the tushy terrorist remains a mystery.

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	theboyblunder 2019-09-03 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I mentally compile a list of suspects who might have both the intimate relationship and proper motivation necessary to commit this crime. Once I’ve determined my primary suspect, I investigate my surroundings in hope of finding a weapon. I’ll try the north door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 12:58 am UTC (link)
	The door budges slightly but does not open. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboyblunder 2019-09-03 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I try to force the door open with blatant disregard for the owner of the home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:07 am UTC (link)
	You are pushing on a pull door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	theboyblunder 2019-09-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
	I continue to try to push it in hopes that my determination will be rewarded, before ultimately abandoning my pursuit to pull it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:21 am UTC (link)
	It's still a pull door, so your efforts are futile. You are in a hallway. There are two doors along the western wall, spaced approximately 10 feet apart. There is one door on the eastern wall, halfway down the hallway. At the end of the hallway is a very groovy beaded curtain. The room beyond is dark. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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