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Tweak says, "ROMAN does not overcome things"

Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. (halflistening) wrote in somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-02 15:18:00

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active: darcy lewis, active: freddy freeman

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)

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	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:03 am UTC (link)
	I'll spend the next while taking balls from the ball put and throwing them across the room. Gingerly. With great distrust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:11 am UTC (link)
	You empty the ball pit. The floor is carpeted with a lovely gold shag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:15 am UTC (link)
	I've never been so disappointed by balls. I'll take my wire hanger and go back into the hallway, and go into the first door I come to. Which I think is the closest door on the west wall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
	The door is locked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:23 am UTC (link)
	I attempt to use the wire hanger to pick the lock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-03 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Your hanger gets stuck in the lock. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	earthboi 2019-09-03 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Damn. Can I shimmy it out? And then. Let's see... am I wearing my normal clothes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	halflistening 2019-09-07 09:02 am UTC (link)
	Yes you are and yes you can. You shimmy the hanger out, but your efforts are not in vain. A shimmery golden light shines out from the keyhole. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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