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Darcy is only half listening to you. JSYK. ([info]halflistening) wrote in [info]somerealityweb,
@ 2019-09-02 15:18:00

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Entry tags:active: darcy lewis, active: freddy freeman

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE TIME!

You wake up in an empty, sparsely decorated room. Your butthole feels minty. What do you do?

(Does anyone remember old school RPGs games from the 90s? This is like that. I, your narrator, give you options, you choose where to go, we see what happens.)


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[info]fknaudrey
2019-09-03 12:15 am UTC (link)
Success!!

I go cleanse myself of the minty tingle. And then snoop through the medicine cabinet.

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-03 12:23 am UTC (link)
You find a bottle of DR BRONNER'S PEPPERMINT SOAP in the medicine cabinet. There is also a rusty straight razor and a can of pomade.

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[info]fknaudrey
2019-09-03 12:26 am UTC (link)
That explains that. I'm going to take the straight razor. Rusty doesn't mean it won't still stab. And I throw the soap in the toilet because frankly how dare you. Then back out into the hallway to explore uh... the door on the opposite wall. Let's snoop. Why not?

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-03 12:57 am UTC (link)
You open the door and find an empty room, save for a large porcelain doll in a rocking chair.

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[info]fknaudrey
2019-09-03 01:01 am UTC (link)
Well that's terrifying.

That's definitely going to come kill me later.

I'll tell her that she looks very lovely and to have a nice day, then back slowly out of the room without making direct eye contact. And walk sideways towards the other door on the west wall, keeping the creepy doll room in site the entire time.

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-03 01:12 am UTC (link)
The doll does not appear to respond to your compliment.

The other door is locked.

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[info]fknaudrey
2019-09-03 01:17 am UTC (link)
I didn't see any hair pins in the bathroom, did I?

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-03 01:20 am UTC (link)
You did not.

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[info]fknaudrey
2019-09-03 01:22 am UTC (link)
Then I'll kick it down. Worked last time, might as well.

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-03 01:28 am UTC (link)
Your foot, once again, gets stuck in the door.

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[info]fknaudrey
2019-09-03 01:34 am UTC (link)
I remove my foot from the door and aim directly for the doorknob.

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[info]halflistening
2019-09-07 09:03 am UTC (link)
You bust through the door like a total bad ass.

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