Queer as Folk Marathons - December 29th, 2018

I should be going to bed.

But it's 105. 😬

I actually don't really remember what the fuck happens in 105 so I could totally go to bed. But I don't wanna!

I like lindsey's ensemble.

I hate that big Q lady. Not tracey, marley or whatever her name is.

Justin and his mom at the therapist. So many words. She is trying. And Justin, Justin is a twat.

Its amazing how you always work anal intercourse into anything.

Diner scene. Brian hotness level 4. We are going to start putting it on a scale now. 1-5, 5 is hottest.

Emmett: Don't touch me. 😂

Michael = dork and omg just stop lying.

I don't show my tits for a watered down Bud. Words to live by.

My mom is following me. That must be an inherited trait. *snort*

Poor Tracy.

Eww. Marvin.

EEWWW. Dr. Dave.

Maybe this is why I banished 105 from my memory of what happens.

Barf.

Oh Jennifer. She is trying.

On the other hand. They don't come as quick. And they have lots of money. tee hee.

Omg the way emmett dresses Michael. And his hair. Dying.

Brian hotness scale while dressing Michael = 4

Sorry...I tuned out when michael went on his date and brian went on his. cause ew.

Yes Lindsey, he can still flash that smile and get away with it. Brian cuteness scale = 4

Brian holding gus adorableness scale = 5

Ok. I really do have to go to bed now...must turn off tv.

106 Ny Marathons

[Dec. 29th, 2018|10:50 am]

Thank you, Michael, for pointing out that liking superheroes is not a sign of immaturity. :)

Self-pity makes my dick soft. Word. Same.

My mom's such a bitch and I haven't even given her a reason yet. Ha!

Brian's lesbians. I'm not a lesbian but I'm a big fan. 😂

Ok. I will give Dr. Dave this, he does open Michael's eyes up to another way of living. Which is ultimately a good thing for Michael. Like all of our mistakes in life, they are preparation for what is to come.

Ack, i forgot how adorable the scene w/Justin, Brian, linds, mel and gus was. We like Justin. Justin can stay. Word.

Brian hotness level in this scene = 3.

Red flag! Red flag! Dr. Dave is a control freak. Ok. If I didn't already know that, maybe I would be viewing this scene differently, to be fair.

I like the parallel between M/D's relationship and J/B's. In reality, the age difference is probably pretty close between the 2 sets. If Michael is 29 and David is early 40's and obvs there is 12 years between J and B. The spread might actually be a little greater between Michael and David. Not sure where I'm going with this thought right now. But it is interesting to consider.

Ok, Michael at the gym talking about Dr. Dave is all of us the first time we have really kick ass sex.

Brian hotness level at the gym = 3.5? We might need a bigger scale to allow more room for subtle differences.

Emmett, Bwahahahaha.

Brian hotness level at woody's = 1.5 I mean, he doesn't look bad, but jealousy his reaction to Michael dating is super unattractive.

I mean ted, it isn't like he is a troll. He looks better then half the questionable extras Brian picks up. Unfortunate to be so superficial. :(

Brian hotness level with bedhead having breakfast with Lindsey and gus = 2.5

I can't express my love of season 1 daphne sufficiently enough. I wish she had remained a big role throughout the series.

Brian hotness level at the center = 4.5 He is on his A game here.

I think the artist has taken some liberties. 😂

If only all moms in the world loved their kids the way debbie love Michael.

That was his teddy bear's name. Bwahahahaha. I love Jennifer. I love her for trying.

Ted, he isn't wrong. You are pathetic. And also a big jerk.

Love Debbie and Jennifer.

The cast of Zoom. Ha!

THE MUSIC UGH!!! I CAN'T EVEN!!

Of course he bought it. Also, pro-tip, don't put on the comic book store guy's baseball hat. That thing has never been washed, I promise you.

107

[Dec. 29th, 2018|12:26 pm]

107!

Listen to Daphne. Don't do it. Oooh. Ouch. He did it.

(BTW Tweak says, And that's the truth Sunshine.)

Great cut from Debbie reacting to Michael's new doctor to Jennifer telling Craig about Justin. Also, Jennifer, AHHH, why?? I feel like you should have known better, known your husband better than to think telling him would be ok. STOP TALKING. You are making it worse.

Oh Brian, you are interested you mean liar.

Brian hotness level =4

Ok, i get the point for narrative, but did we have to intersperse these two scenes together (headed to youtube to find a cut sans craig).

And the music. UGH!

Hands! Hands of love!

Brian hotness level in M & E's appartment = strong 4.

Jennifer isn't completely wrong, but also the world is just more complex than that. And also, not illegal in PA, at least not when this aired, at which time the age of consent was 16 in PA. Now, morally their relationship may have been problematic, but legally no.

Justin, "I put it on him myself" you are not helping. But also, lol.

Ok, all scenes with David from this point forward make me gag. Vic and Debbie fawning over him. Barf. Grown men re-enacting lady and the tramp scene in front of parental figures is that supposed to be cute? Cause I just felt awkward.

I've got someone coming over in approximately 7 & a half inches. 😂 hotness = 3.5

Well, that was unfortunate timing.

I like that Michael is physically pretending his neck hurts when he calls in sick. Ha!

Why is Brian writing lindsay a check for $2000? Like, I don't get this whole arrangement.

Oh Brian you are so full of shit. Oh look Lindsay just agreed with me.

I mean, props to Justin for landing that solid fist straight to the face. But blood spitting EEK.

Me watching Michael and David at the cabin: I'd rather be at studs and suds.

Rubber ducky. Ha!

Ted: It is not enough to trick, your best friend must also go home alone. Oh Snap, Ted!

Ok. That was so messed up. Brian was lucky he wasn't more fucked up.

EEWWWW. No thanks!

:( no words for J-C-J scene.

B: Don't worry about me, I'm invincible. M: Yet you also got a concussion. I do love me some Melanie Sass!

Ok. David and Brian dancing together on the big screen is the height of awkwardness. So bad.

However, even dancing badly, Brian in a black tank at babylon hotness scale = 4.5.

Also, David isn't wrong, but still don't like him.

108

[Dec. 29th, 2018|01:15 pm]

The boys leaving the club, hilarious, adorable, Brian and Justin schmoop, everything we love about this show!

And then... :( Also, could you please not beat up someone you just caused bodily injury to in a car.

Never again. :( Poor Justin.

Ok but then Justin at the diner. Bwahahahahha.

Brian hotness level =4. (I'd just like to take a moment to remind everyone at this juncture that I am, in fact, a lesbian, but much like Lindsay, I too can appreciate the hotness of Brian Kinney.)

That means I can vote and get married and join the army. Hopefully not in the same day. Bwahahahaha.

It's you he needs protection from. *hugs to you Jennifer*

PSA Justin!

How do I look? Great. You always look great. *eyeroll*

Justin fake leaving. whahaha.

Oh. You are definitely not some little fagot. And also, I think Brian likes you.

UGH THE MUSIC!!

But still *squeeeee* Justin, he never gives up. Brian, you are so fucked. *squee*

What do we think of the red on red? Brian hotness level = ? 3.5?

Also, I do get Mikey's position on needing to do this himself, but also, Brian loves you and your mom like family, so I do think you could have taken the help.

For you to go. Such. a. teenager.

So weird to see Debbie without her hair. But I want you here sick and I want you hear well. I'll take you any way I can get you. ❤️

Justin's expensive. Tee hee. I love you, Jennifer. At least we know where Justin gets his balls from.

Kindly, see that he takes his allergy medicine, and does his homework, and gets to school on time. Bwahahaha. So. fucked.

I do feel for Michael's position here. I do remember not being out at my first real job. I don't know if it is much easier now, but back then, it was definitely not so easy at all. Especially when people always assume you are a straight.

However. Bringing Tracy was NOT a good idea. He could have brought Melanie or something.

:( Brian yelling in Justin's face. This whole scene though, so many feelings.

You go over there and do your homework. And lights out by 11. 😏 *snickers*

Debbie about Michael: That's my hero. *sob*

Ok. At the dealership. So many thoughts. But also, Brian, don't give a sale to a homophobe.

Can't believe I'm saying this, but Michael, listen to David on this one. It is definitely not cool to Tracy.

Gifts can be returned. Tee hee.

Brian your are such a prick. Hotlanta is not. Poor Justin. But also, to be somewhat fair, Brian has been unfairly thrust into this position and is reacting basically the only way he knows how.

Oh Michael... Also, fuck you andrew.

Yay, ladies making out. I do love Mel and Linds.

Am I the only one completely cracking up at drama queen Justin? What am I going to do? 🤣

This episode is such a roller coaster.

Craig. Fuck you.

Brian. 💕 You standing up to Craig is the best.

Emmett in the diner. Ha!

It's not lying if they make you lie. If the only truth they can accept is their own. Word.

I've got somebody waiting for me. 🥰

It's always better the second day.

THERE IS JUST SO MUCH HAPPENING IN THIS EPISODE. Also, I like this version of red on red better. intentional? Repeating the look but in a toned down less devilish way?

SO MUCH! *heart bursting*

109

[Dec. 29th, 2018|02:11 pm]

Oh wait, is this the Emmett episode where he becomes a beefy brutal top? God i used to know every episode!

Love the pool playing scene.

It is that episode! This is such a great/hilarious emmett episode!

Oh first time parents...

He he. I love that Jennifer tells Justin to say hi to Brian for her. But sad face about Justin and his dad.

Dawson's Crack. Ha!

Does Pittsburgh not have a separate children's hospital?

Also fun fact, decades later, 2 weeks ago in fact, my sister and niece were in a car accident and I had to take my niece to the ER. My wife and I took her, and we were in fact asked, multiple times, which of us were the mom. I hate this. I really feel like by now hospital staff should be trained to ask these questions in a more culturally sensitive manner. Anyway. neither of us were the mom and neither of us were denied going anywhere with her, so I guess there is that! But yeah. They didn't know who we were and I don't like the assumptions.

My heart breaks for Melanie here.

Off subject, that is his special blankie? Weren't you expecting it to be some cuddly thing? Not a play blankie?

Justin kills me as Ms. Manners.

Wait, is brian wearing the same shirt justin had been wearing in the bad shirt episode? That really looks like the same pattern.

I do think though that Justin needs to mind his own business. They aren't asking Brian to not be a part of gus' life, but practically speaking, and if this is what had been previously discussed, it is absolutely not cool for Brian to not sign away his rights so Melanie can adopt. She is his parent in the truer sense of the word, and it is fucked for that not to be official. This episode is the one that convinced me that is I ever had a kid, I'd never ask for friend's sperm.

First impression: David's friends are lame.

Brian and Justin studying for SATs together, adorable. Justin sticking his nose in what really isn't his business at this point and what is somewhat more complex than can be understood by a 17 year old, not adorable.

Ouch Brian.

David's friends are lame and pretentious. First impression was right.

It is not ok that Michael only gets a week off. America sucks.

You gave me crabs!!! HA!!!

Ok, Its hard to find this scene with Mel and Linds hot when they are talking about what they are talking about. Couldn't they have saved that for the before or after. But Go ladies!

Brian with his dad. 😞

Emmett with his alter ego. bwahahahaha. I love this.

I do like that David thinks it is funny that Michael blurted out his you gave me crabs revelation.

Get it Emmett! Woohooo.

😞 I hate that Michael immediately knows Brian went to see his dad just from 1 look and 3 words.

😞

Emmett 😂 You heard me pussy boy. to ted. Bwahahahaha.

So I am not heartless and get why Brian doesn't sign. But I 100% think it is not ok. It is not fair to Lindsay and Melanie. And more importantly it is not fair to Gus. It is fucked. And imagine being his moms and being in this situation. Imagine you are the one actually raising the kid and being told you can't be his parent. :(

Michael and David - it should have been over. Ugh.