106 Ny Marathons
Thank you, Michael, for pointing out that liking superheroes is not a sign of immaturity. :)

Self-pity makes my dick soft. Word. Same.

My mom's such a bitch and I haven't even given her a reason yet. Ha!

Brian's lesbians. I'm not a lesbian but I'm a big fan. 😂

Ok. I will give Dr. Dave this, he does open Michael's eyes up to another way of living. Which is ultimately a good thing for Michael. Like all of our mistakes in life, they are preparation for what is to come.

Ack, i forgot how adorable the scene w/Justin, Brian, linds, mel and gus was. We like Justin. Justin can stay. Word.

Brian hotness level in this scene = 3.

Red flag! Red flag! Dr. Dave is a control freak. Ok. If I didn't already know that, maybe I would be viewing this scene differently, to be fair.

I like the parallel between M/D's relationship and J/B's. In reality, the age difference is probably pretty close between the 2 sets. If Michael is 29 and David is early 40's and obvs there is 12 years between J and B. The spread might actually be a little greater between Michael and David. Not sure where I'm going with this thought right now. But it is interesting to consider.

Ok, Michael at the gym talking about Dr. Dave is all of us the first time we have really kick ass sex.

Brian hotness level at the gym = 3.5? We might need a bigger scale to allow more room for subtle differences.

Emmett, Bwahahahaha.

Brian hotness level at woody's = 1.5 I mean, he doesn't look bad, but jealousy his reaction to Michael dating is super unattractive.

I mean ted, it isn't like he is a troll. He looks better then half the questionable extras Brian picks up. Unfortunate to be so superficial. :(

Brian hotness level with bedhead having breakfast with Lindsey and gus = 2.5

I can't express my love of season 1 daphne sufficiently enough. I wish she had remained a big role throughout the series.

Brian hotness level at the center = 4.5 He is on his A game here.

I think the artist has taken some liberties. 😂

If only all moms in the world loved their kids the way debbie love Michael.

That was his teddy bear's name. Bwahahahaha. I love Jennifer. I love her for trying.

Ted, he isn't wrong. You are pathetic. And also a big jerk.

Love Debbie and Jennifer.

The cast of Zoom. Ha!

THE MUSIC UGH!!! I CAN'T EVEN!!

Of course he bought it. Also, pro-tip, don't put on the comic book store guy's baseball hat. That thing has never been washed, I promise you.