Listen to Daphne. Don't do it. Oooh. Ouch. He did it.
(BTW Tweak says, And that's the truth Sunshine.)
Great cut from Debbie reacting to Michael's new doctor to Jennifer telling Craig about Justin. Also, Jennifer, AHHH, why?? I feel like you should have known better, known your husband better than to think telling him would be ok. STOP TALKING. You are making it worse.
Oh Brian, you are interested you mean liar.
Brian hotness level =4
Ok, i get the point for narrative, but did we have to intersperse these two scenes together (headed to youtube to find a cut sans craig).
And the music. UGH!
Hands! Hands of love!
Brian hotness level in M & E's appartment = strong 4.
Jennifer isn't completely wrong, but also the world is just more complex than that. And also, not illegal in PA, at least not when this aired, at which time the age of consent was 16 in PA. Now, morally their relationship may have been problematic, but legally no.
Justin, "I put it on him myself" you are not helping. But also, lol.
Ok, all scenes with David from this point forward make me gag. Vic and Debbie fawning over him. Barf. Grown men re-enacting lady and the tramp scene in front of parental figures is that supposed to be cute? Cause I just felt awkward.
I've got someone coming over in approximately 7 & a half inches. 😂 hotness = 3.5
Well, that was unfortunate timing.
I like that Michael is physically pretending his neck hurts when he calls in sick. Ha!
Why is Brian writing lindsay a check for $2000? Like, I don't get this whole arrangement.
Oh Brian you are so full of shit. Oh look Lindsay just agreed with me.
I mean, props to Justin for landing that solid fist straight to the face. But blood spitting EEK.
Me watching Michael and David at the cabin: I'd rather be at studs and suds.
Rubber ducky. Ha!
Ted: It is not enough to trick, your best friend must also go home alone. Oh Snap, Ted!
Ok. That was so messed up. Brian was lucky he wasn't more fucked up.
EEWWWW. No thanks!
:( no words for J-C-J scene.
B: Don't worry about me, I'm invincible. M: Yet you also got a concussion. I do love me some Melanie Sass!
Ok. David and Brian dancing together on the big screen is the height of awkwardness. So bad.
However, even dancing badly, Brian in a black tank at babylon hotness scale = 4.5.
Also, David isn't wrong, but still don't like him.