Queer as Folk Marathons - December 28th, 2018

Not exactly planning a marathon. But since I'm watching 101 anyway...

The fact that music on digital versions is different is still complete bullshit. Eventually we won't have dvd players and then what?? All future generations will think this crap music was the actual music.

I like cheerios and play tomb raider still make me literally laugh out loud.

OMG they are all such babies! (I just watched the panel from ATX 2015 and also I'm super old now, so change of perspective I guess)

Brian is still so pretty.

Does Brian really not remember Justin's name, or does he just not want to remember it, cause he definitely says "Ju..." and how many common male names start with "Juh"?

The first interaction we see between Brian and Melanie is perfect.

Seriously, THE MUSIC! Can we crowdfund this?? I seriously think we could raise enough to at least buy the rights to the important songs.

Seriously.

I'm not kidding. Someone make this happen. I'm in for $100. Maybe even 2.

Pop quiz! No talking!

I'm going with him. *ded*

Why does emmett know exactly how many days it has been since michael has been with someone? I mean, that does seem like a weird factoid to quickly recall about your friend, no matter how close you are.

Spitting a piece of paper shouldn't be that hot.

Ok maybe Justin falling in love Brian after just one night isn't totally unreasonable... cause like, I think that was about all it took for them to become my OTP. (BTW, I can't think OTP anymore without silently saying/yelling it ala JTP on the goldbergs)

Brian's expression when he wakes up and sees Justin in his bed. I need the laughing/crying emoji. Why don't journals have emojis yet? I need my emojis!

Emmett laughing about Brian's jeep. *insert laughing/crying emoji*

"My mom says sometimes she wishes she never had me." Justin, you lie. Jennifer would not say that. I mean, she doesn't get mom of the year or anything, but I can't picture her saying that.

Brian is a dork.

Brian and Mikey dropping Justin at school *insert l/c emoji*

I'll see you in your dreams.

He almost wore me out.

*squee*

102

[Dec. 28th, 2018|09:59 pm]

Do high schools guys actually just walk around the locker room nude? Asking cause girls in my high school definitely didn't.

Hight school daphne and justin are so adorable!

I love that j is so disappointed that he didn't shock daphne. 😂

Ooh, I stopped watching because look what I did! Pointing up at the emoji!

Mikey with his co-workers is all of us at one point in our lives (if you are queer that is)

I have serious envy over Emmett's ability to multi-task at the gym.

Mikey, you could have just lied and said you were seeing someone. That would have been the better lie...

A million dollar life insurance policy is ridiculous.

So Dawson, how are things down at the creek? 😂

Thats a really old movie. 😂

33. 😂😂😂

Brian, you are so freaking dramatic. I happen to be very kind. Very loving. 😂

*pats Mikey on the head for being a good boy and not abandoning Justin* I mean like really, he is a good kid (mikey, not justin, justin is a total twat at this point)

Debbie!!!!!!

Sunshine!!!!

What a freak! His face when he realizes Debbie is Mikey's mom. 😂

If he's such a selfish prick, why are you always following him around? Oh snap!

...

Mr. Goodfuck is totally there to fuck Brian, not the other way around. 100% convinced.

Poor sad Justin. I'm not a horrible person, but I might have laughed at him just a little...

UGH, THE MUSIC! Someone start a crowdfund please!!!

103

[Dec. 28th, 2018|10:41 pm]

You're better off being lesbians. True story.

Emmett's male prostitute. 😂

Aww, Brian does care about his kid.

Ok. Justin and Daphne's outfits. 🤭

Actually almost every shirt in this episode. Hideous. Even back then.

Daphne's face when Debbie says she never forgets a butt. 😂

God he's so old. And skinny. 😂😂

Leave him alone, he's alright. In fact, he's kind of sweet. Oh Brian! You big softie!

Maybe I want you to go home and cry. 😂

Oh Michael, just stop. I mean, Brian is a total ass here, though.

I love that Daphne is the one who doesn't want to go when they go into babylon.

Ok, not going to lie. I currently have a gay cousin struggling with drug addiction and now in serious legal trouble because of it, so watching the drug use actually bothering me a lot more than it used to.

Awkward! Awkward! Make it stop please!

THE MUSIC! UGH! CROWD FUND! NOW!

Oh Emmett.

Oh Ted. Ugh. This is so horrible.

How does he do it? What does he say? We'll never know.

ACK! Horrible! Ted! No!

Let's skip the rest of it and go back to the pretteh!

What do you do when there are already 2 hideous shirts on the dance floor and you are also wearing a hideous shirt? Take if Off!

YAAASSSSS! Justin! 🤴

THE MUSIC! UGH! CROWD FUND! NOW!

YAASSS! Even bad music and ted can't ruin Justin reeling Brian back in with his awesome justin-ness. OMG BRIAN IS SO DONE AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT. But Michael does. And Daphne does. And Justin does. Poor dumb Brian.

I hate that they put them on the screen behind Michael though. It's creepy. Especially watching it now on big screen tv.

104

[Dec. 28th, 2018|11:24 pm]

Parasites. NOOOOOOOOO!

That is no way to start an episode.

Emmett and S&M, Yaasss Please, more of that.

I MADE IT AN EARLY EVENING. 😍😍😍

Ted's poor mom.

True story, only do drugs with your friends kids.

I can fast forward parts, right? If I'm watching alone, there are no rules.

Daphne and Justin are so adorable as BFFs.

Justin is such a bratty teenager.

Oh Michael and Debbie. You are also adorable.

RUN JUSTIN RUN!! You drama queen. Your mom is trying so hard.

Eek. Brian's little smile at Gus.

Melanie is really a lot meaner than I remember her being right now.

Oh for fucks sake Justin. Calm the fuck down. Oy. You don't deserve Daphne as your BFF, she might be too good for you.

Dildo fighting! 😄

Oh no, now the creepy michael shrine. Yikes.

This episode is very dramatical.

1. Orderlies do not dress like that. 2. Do orderlies even exist anymore. 3. You know how many people would be around, no way they'd be fucking in a hospital. just saying.

Justin at Debbie's. Bwahahahaha. The whole scene. Its killing me. 🤣🤣🤣 I'll give you 20 bucks. I gonna throw up, I gotta vomit. 🤣🤣

They all find her! 🤣

Ok. Brian looks seriously hot.

Thank you cheesus an original song.

You tell him Debbie.

Vic, you are killing me. 🤣

OMG Justin is such a ridiculous teenager! And Debbie I love you.

Rude little shit isn't he. 🤣

Debbie is the best.

Ack. Ted's mom is also the best! 😭

Are you going to come eat the chicken? Ha!