Challenge #36 Spooky Words (or other fall themed thing) |
[Nov. 1st, 2007|09:33 pm] |
Title: Do what you want Author: Vamphile Condom(s): Justin
warning, my muses are having as off a day as I am... so if this totally sucks, well, um, there's no if. it does. sorry.
Do what you want
“Justin!”
“Hmmm?”
“Where the fuck did you go?”
“Sorry, I got distracted.”
“While I’m fucking you?”
Justin wrapped his legs around Brian. “Yeah, I’m back. You can keep going.”
Brian stared. “Something’s got you too distracted to think about my dick up your ass, while my dick’s up your ass?”
“Halloween costumes.”
“I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that.”
“Either I skip the costume thing, and everyone thinks I’m trying to impress you, or I wear one and everyone thinks I’m trying to piss you off.”
“Here’s a thought. Do what you want.”
Justin laughed. “I always do.” |
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Challenge #35 Fall/Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 31st, 2007|10:09 pm] |
Title: Kinney Style Author: Brianswalk Timeline: Post season 5 Condom: Brian
Kinney Style
Justin stood, hands on hips, in Britin’s front yard. “You’re fucking insane, Brian.”
“What? You wanted us to blend in, so I decorated. Well, I had it decorated. You don’t like it?”
Amazed, Justin glared at the decorations Brian deemed worthy of Britin. The life-sized animated zombies, fog drifting over the tombstones, mechanical bats swooping around on invisible wires, and the eerily realistic thunder and lightening show.
“The neighbors complained their children are terrified.”
“Isn’t that what Halloween’s all about?”
“Sending kids into therapy? We’re not going to get a single trick-or-treater.”
“Then my work here is done,” Brian grinned. |
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Challenge #35 CLOSED//Challenge #36 'Spooky Words' |
[Oct. 24th, 2007|11:58 pm] |
And the condom round up is...
Michael: 2 Brian: 10
Which leaves us with Justin and his 25 condoms!
(there are no pictures because it's nearly midnight and I'm a little over-tired from good beer which makes me lazy. Sorry!)
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CHALLENGE #36: 'SPOOKY WORDS'
In celebration of Halloween, all challenges this week MUST include the following words:
midnight spooky windy scream leaves
Good luck! |
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Challenge #35 Fall & Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 24th, 2007|05:55 pm] |
Title: Jack-O-Lantern Author: Vamphile Condom(s): Justin
Jack-O-Lantern
Justin was working carefully with the X-acto blade. His tongue darted out between his lips as he concentrated. Brian leaned in to kiss him but Justin shrugged him away. Then he ended up stopping so he could give his cramping fingers a break. It was hours later when he was finally done.
Brian looked at the pumpkin with an odd design carved into it. “Modern art jack-o-lantern?”
Justin smiled, lit the candle and pointed it towards the wall. It created shadows of two men entwined. The flickering flame imitated movement. Brian laughed. “Well, that’s a holiday decoration I can appreciate.” |
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Challenge #35 Fall & Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 23rd, 2007|11:37 pm] |
TITLE: "THE WINDOW 2" AUTHOR: Doppelganger TIMELINE: Anytime after Hunter started living with Ben and Michael. A/N: I wrote a Hunter drabble before which I entitled "THE WINDOW" (you can find it under the cut). I couldn't think of any other appropriate title for this new Hunter drabble but the same one I've already used. I hope you guys enjoy it. This is for Kinney.
Pretty little pumpkins cut out from orange papers caught your eyes. They adorned a particular window right in the middle of that apartment building. As you walked towards it, you remembered the days of coldness, restlessness, and solitude. You stopped, feet planted firmly on the ground, eyes fixed on the old, paint-peeling frame of that window. You stood underneath it; where silence was rarely observed; just like before while you await for your next costumer. Only this time, it's different. Shadows moved around by the window. They're waiting. A smile formed on your lips as you carried the pumpkins upstairs.
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Challenge #35: Fall/Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 23rd, 2007|07:57 pm] |
Title: Pumpkin Patch Notes: I am resisting the urge to give a timeframe 'cause xie made the point that a good drabble doesn't really need one. But I will say it's schmoopy. Thanks to catcayman for the beta. I really missed that last week! And the condom goes to: Brian. I suspect he's not winning...I see vamp's name on a LOT of drabbles.
The sun was shining brightly; the air was crisp. The pumpkin patch bustled with children taking hayrides. Gus and JR, bundled against the chill, happily took their turn around the pasture.
Justin and Brian stood with Mel and Lindsay, watching. As the tractor pulled to a stop, Gus yelled, "Daddy, did you see me?" Smiling, Brian held his arms out for Gus to jump into, then gave him a hug.
"What did you bribe him with to get him to do this?" Melanie asked.
"It was his idea." Justin said, "It’s amazing what he comes up with after he comes.” |
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Challenge #35 Fall/Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 22nd, 2007|09:10 pm] |
Title: Autumn Gladiators Author: Brianswalk Condom: Brian
“Oh my God!” Lindsay snickered. “What’s going on out here?”
Setting down the camera, Justin began, “Well, we were raking leaves when Gus stuffed a handful down Brian’s pants. Brian, being the more mature of the two,” Justin and Lindsay looked at each other and grinned, “pulled off Gus’ sneaker and buried it in the pile. Gus jumped in to get it, Brian pulled him out by his feet, and then all hell broke loose. I decided it was safer on the porch.”
“It’s a shame,” Lindsay smirked, “Brian might actually stand a chance if he’d stop defending his Armani.”
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Challenge #35 Fall & Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 22nd, 2007|05:12 pm] |
Title: Bad!Fic II Author: Vamphile Timeline: They're still trying to figure that out Condom(s): Four to Justin, One to Michael, for all the crap people make him do, and One to Brian because he really needs one in this set.
Bad!Fic II
Bad!fic I
( Bad!fic II ) |
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Challenge #35 Fall & Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|09:29 pm] |
Title: Bad!fic Author: Vamphile Timeline: Like there's logic to canon timeline, let alone bad!fic Condom(s): Both to Justin
Bad!fic
One Justin blinked and tried to figure out where he was. Nothing looked familiar. He tried to sit up but every movement caused him pain. He closed his eyes, gathering his strength and then he gritted his teeth and stood up, taking in his surrounding. There were several puppies and kittens playing with various toys. He moved towards the window to see a Halloween Decorated front lawn, a picket fence and a minivan.
“Fuck. Brian? Are you here? Or am I alone in Bad!fic land?”
Brian looked equally aggravated; Gus was clinging to his hand. “Nope, we are definitely not alone.”
Two Justin sighed. “I guess you’re hungry and I’m supposed to make breakfast.”
Gus gurgled “jooooose” to Brian.
“Yeah, it looks that way.”
Justin moved slowly. Brian reached an arm out to him. “You’re hurt?”
Justin nodded. “Don’t worry. After I make you some scrambled egg whites and whole wheat toast and get Gus his juice, we can figure out if it’s Ethan, my father, Kip Thomas, or some random asshole.”
“Hey, later, we can find out if you’re a virgin this time.”
Justin laughed. “We live together, I’d guess no.”
“Well, we’ll have to do some in depth research.”
“Yay!”
Cont... |
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Challenge #35: Fall and/or Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|04:57 pm] |
Title: So it begins... Author: Catcayman Condom Goes to: Justin
Justin had started it. He had found a gruesome, realistic-looking tarantula while shopping for Halloween. When a half-asleep Brian found it in the sugar canister as he was getting his morning coffee, he screamed like a girl. He later denied it vehemently.
The following evening, after greeting Brian, an exhausted Justin plopped onto the couch to find a severed hand sticking out from the cushions. It took a moment to register, but he bolted up, making a high-pitched squeal.
“Truce or is this war?” Justin asked.
Brian smiled enigmatically, and Justin’s eyes narrowed.
“Temporary blow-job truce?”
Brian lowered Justin’s zipper. |
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Challenge # 35: Fall and/ or Fall Decorations. |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|05:06 pm] |
TITLE: "O Lantern" AUTHOR: Doppelganger TIMELINE: Anytime. A/N: Creativity sometimes doesn't require any artistic talent. This is for Kinney.
Brian kept glancing over at Justin on the other end of the dining table. Huge pumpkins and different types of carving knives littered the newspaper-covered furniture.
Justin finally looked up, putting his knife down, not too happy he’s interrupted carving intricate designs on his pumpkin.
“You need help, Brian?”
“Nope. I’m done.” Brian stepped back, looking at his masterpiece admiringly.
Justin walked over to Brian.
Brian’s pumpkin has two holes right next to each other for the eyes and a big “O” right below them.
Justin looked at Brian; chuckling, mouth wide open.
“Should I try if my dick fits?” |
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Challenge #35 - Fall/ Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 20th, 2007|09:02 pm] |
Title: Decorator Distractions Author: Etharei Warnings: Debbie doing a PSA ^_^ Timeline: post-110 Condom: Justin
Most days, Brian would pop into the Diner for a quick breakfast, leaving before the other guys finished.
Today, however, he finds himself reluctant to get up from his seat. He blames this on the heavy carb content of the deluxe bacon and fries (triple-bypass) special Debbie had ambushed him with. Which he’s lingering over. To give his system more time to digest it, and all.
“Justin.” Debbie snaps. “If you stick up any more paper pumpkins, there won’t be any wall left. Come down from that ladder before Brian loses it and tries to bite your ass in public.” |
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Challenge #35 Fall & Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 20th, 2007|07:58 pm] |
Title: All Hallows Eve Author: Vamphile Timeline: I think it's probably season four, but it could be season three, if they're together for Halloween of season three, or whatever... does it really matter? Condom(s): five to Justin and Three to Brian
All Hallows Eve
( eight drabbles with porn under the cut ) |
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Challenge 35 Fall/Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 20th, 2007|06:27 pm] |
Title: Inspiration Author: singlewoman Warnings: none Condom: Brian
Debbie started yelling the moment Brian and Justin entered the room.
“Where the fuck have you two been? Dinner is ready and waiting!”
“Now Deb, we were just admiring the beautiful fall foliage”, smirked Brian.
Ted walked over to Justin and began to pluck bits of leaf from his hair and back of his sweater.
“You have never been a big fan of the outdoors before,” said Debbie. “Why now?”
“We were inspired by your lovely centerpiece”, Justin answered.
Debbie beamed at him, said “Thank you honey”, and turned to the table.
“Hey, one of the fucking gourds is missing!” |
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Challenge #35 - Fall/Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 21st, 2007|12:24 am] |
Title: Pumpkin Soup Author: Foreverbm A/N: We dont really celebrate Halloween here but had to try and come up with something, and its pretty bad Condom: Michael
“Hey, have you seen that pumpkin I put on the dining room table?” Hunter asked, walking into the kitchen in a clown costume, with a red wig that would put Debbie to shame. “What?” Michael replied, moving away from the stove. “Duh…the pumpkin I’m taking to the party tonight” “No idea pal” Ben replied “What does it look like?” Michael asked Raised eyebrows and a look that said it all from Hunter was all he got in response. “Hey, what are you cooking, it smells good” he asked, walking towards Michael “Ummm…..pumpkin soup, want some?” “You cooked my fucking pumpkin!” |
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Challenge #35 Fall & Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 19th, 2007|09:35 pm] |
Title: That Time Of Year Author: Vamphile Timeline: Post Season Four Condom(s): Justin
That Time Of Year
Justin was fidgeting
“What’s the matter?”
“It’s fall. I feel like I should be doing something.”
“Like what?”
“I don’t know… buying a new notebook, or doing homework.”
Brian laughed. “Congratulations. You’re a grown up.”
“Because I feel like I should be going back to school?”
“I’m not gonna talk you out of it if you want to go, but yes… crunching leaves and fall air, make most of us consider buying a new notebook.”
“So what do you do when the urge hits?”
Brian shrugged and gestured towards a shopping bag marked Armani.
Justin laughed. “Back to school clothes?” |
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Challenge # 35: Fall/Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 18th, 2007|07:36 pm] |
Title: Color in the Loft Author: Exmptfromsanity Timeline: Somewhere in 3-5 Condom: Justin, for tricking Brian into letting him decorate the loft. Sly little devil he is.
Brian stared up from the street. There was something colorful in his loft windows.
The first clue to the inhabitants in his loft became apparent as he stepped off the elevator. There, in the hallway, was a pumpkin.
Hadn’t they had this discussion this morning?
He opened the door, “Sunshine, you had better…”
His iron, the iron that was used to touching only his finely tailored shirts was pressing leaves and crayon shavings between sheets of wax paper.
“Halloween Daddy!” Gus shouted, grinning so widely.
“Happy Halloween, Sonny Boy,” he replied, trying to ignore the sly grin crossing Justin’s face.
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Challenge #35 Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 18th, 2007|07:00 pm] |
Title: Trick or Treat Author: Vamphile Timeline: Season Three (cause Justin's hair had to be long enough for stuff to get stuck in it) Condom(s): Justin
Trick Or Treat
Brian closed the loft door and pressed Justin against it, his tongue sliding between Justin’s lips, his hands running through his hair.
Brian laughed as the candy corn and jack-o-lantern shaped confetti fell onto Justin’s shoulders and the floor. “Happy Halloween.”
Justin wrapped his arms around Brian’s neck. “Trick or treat?”
Brian pretended to consider it for a minute. “Trick.” He made a move towards the door.
Justin grabbed his arm, laughing. “Nice try. But I think you might actually prefer the treat.”
Brian raised an eyebrow. “Really?”
Just dropped to his knees, pulling Brian’s jeans below his hips. “Really.” |
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Challenge # 34: Closed// Challenge # 35: Fall, Fall Decorations |
[Oct. 18th, 2007|10:56 am] |
Challenge # 34 is officially closed. Much love to all who played!
This is a very FABULOUS week here at qaf_drabbles as we have a BRAND NEW condom winner!
Ted and Hunter - one each Michael - 2 Justin - 4 Brian - 5 and the winner with SIX condoms is ~~~ Challenge # 35: Fall and/ or Fall Decorations. Someone, please decorate the diner for Halloween. ;) |
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