singlewoman

Title: Inspiration
Author: singlewoman
Warnings: none
Condom: Brian

Debbie started yelling the moment Brian and Justin entered the room.

“Where the fuck have you two been? Dinner is ready and waiting!”

“Now Deb, we were just admiring the beautiful fall foliage”, smirked Brian.

Ted walked over to Justin and began to pluck bits of leaf from his hair and back of his sweater.

“You have never been a big fan of the outdoors before,” said Debbie. “Why now?”

“We were inspired by your lovely centerpiece”, Justin answered.

Debbie beamed at him, said “Thank you honey”, and turned to the table.

“Hey, one of the fucking gourds is missing!”